I'm way to busy these days..... 
thejuanupsman:
Merry Christmas
thejuanupsman:
Hope your New Year went well.
Thought you might enjoy!
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!
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>>1. Talk about a huge breast!
>>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>>3. It's Cool Whip time!
>>4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>>5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!
>>6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
>>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?...
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Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!
>>
>>1. Talk about a huge breast!
>>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>>3. It's Cool Whip time!
>>4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>>5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!
>>6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
>>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?...
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jikarx:
happy thanksgiving..just a little late 
clover:
Days Of Knights does not sound familiar....I'm trying to think....
Monster Genocide
+-------------- Bizarre Holidays in November --------------+
November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass
Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day
November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies
Day
November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day
November 22 is Start Your Own...
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+-------------- Bizarre Holidays in November --------------+
November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass
Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day
November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies
Day
November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day
November 22 is Start Your Own...
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2 New episodes of monstergenocide are up and ready for download!
SO many new things happening now! I'm so excited with how things are going.
I've been really busy lately making movies and commercials to make ends meet and writing a whole lot. It's all going to pay off soon though!
So check out the new episodes on the site. Under episodes although if you...
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SO many new things happening now! I'm so excited with how things are going.
I've been really busy lately making movies and commercials to make ends meet and writing a whole lot. It's all going to pay off soon though!
So check out the new episodes on the site. Under episodes although if you...
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awryx:
indian food rocks tho 
New things are happening on www.monstergenocide.com
IN a few days A new episode will be uploaded!! A walk through for the new online game will be complete and more episodes are on the way!!
Things are looking up!! Plus I'm making great progress with my script. I've settled on making a horror movie, still doesn't really have a name yet, but it'll develop. Keep ya...
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IN a few days A new episode will be uploaded!! A walk through for the new online game will be complete and more episodes are on the way!!
Things are looking up!! Plus I'm making great progress with my script. I've settled on making a horror movie, still doesn't really have a name yet, but it'll develop. Keep ya...
Read More
akirali:
I'm sooooooooo behind in DC continuity it's not even funny (does Supes still have that rocking mullet?) Crisis would melt my brain. I just cant fathom a crossover with a year long prelude. You are a better man than I for sticking with it. But House of M...that's some DAMN good squishy right there
+----------- Bizarre Laws From Around the U.S. ------------+
California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city
limits results in a $500 fine.
Illinois, Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out
of a moving airplane.
Arizona: You may not have more than two...
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California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city
limits results in a $500 fine.
Illinois, Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Florida: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out
of a moving airplane.
Arizona: You may not have more than two...
Read More
+------------------ Bizarre Body Facts --------------------+
An average person releases nearly a pint of intestinal gas
by flatulence every day. Most is due to swallowed air. The
rest is from fermentation of undigested food.
The two things that make farts smell, skatole and indole,
are commonly used in making perfumes.
A newborn's first breath requires 50 times the suction of
an ordinary breath.
An infant breathes...
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An average person releases nearly a pint of intestinal gas
by flatulence every day. Most is due to swallowed air. The
rest is from fermentation of undigested food.
The two things that make farts smell, skatole and indole,
are commonly used in making perfumes.
A newborn's first breath requires 50 times the suction of
an ordinary breath.
An infant breathes...
Read More
+---------------- Bizarre Chewing Gum Facts ----------------+
Even our most primitive ancestors engaged in recreational
chewing. Along with human bones and other prehistoric
artifacts, archaeologists at some sites have discovered well-
chewed wads of tree resin.
Clove gum was one of America's most popular flavors during
Prohibition; patrons of speakeasies used it to hide the smell
of alcohol on their breath.
The first bubble gum was...
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Even our most primitive ancestors engaged in recreational
chewing. Along with human bones and other prehistoric
artifacts, archaeologists at some sites have discovered well-
chewed wads of tree resin.
Clove gum was one of America's most popular flavors during
Prohibition; patrons of speakeasies used it to hide the smell
of alcohol on their breath.
The first bubble gum was...
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abyssia:
I wonder why the astronauts didn't just stick the gum to the bottom of their spaceship...
thejuanupsman:
I think that just might be the worst job ever. Or at least in the bottom 10.
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house
that says:
FOR SALE
TALKING DOG
He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab...
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that says:
FOR SALE
TALKING DOG
He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab...
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clover:
he lives.
he lives.
mythicus:
nice
+-------------------- Bizarre Trivia ---------------------+
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of
food - that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on
a standard playing card.
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels
with which dinner guests could wipe their hands...
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The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of
food - that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on
a standard playing card.
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels
with which dinner guests could wipe their hands...
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abyssia:
i thought i had the biggest eyes. :o( i'm so tired i'm being stupid. gardening sucks. my thumbs are thoroughly brown. i just realized that may have some rather icky connotations. ignore that. the glass thing was nifty, until a piece lands in your eye.
thejuanupsman:
I am pretty sure that I will eat way more than 60,000 lbs.
I think I can beat cars here in Minneapolis on most trips under a half hour.
I think I can beat cars here in Minneapolis on most trips under a half hour.