stiggy56

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house
that says:

FOR SALE
TALKING DOG


He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"


The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering
near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed, and he goes back to the house and asks the owner
how much for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the owner says.


"Ten dollars!?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling
him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."