+------------ Bizarre Things People Have Said -------------+
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and
stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very import-
ant part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Ive never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body."
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We dont necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"Traditionally, most of Australias imports come from over-
seas.
--Keppel Enderbery
"It isnt pollution thats harming the environment. Its the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake
up dead, therell be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman.
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Damn!
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and
stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very import-
ant part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Ive never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body."
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We dont necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"Traditionally, most of Australias imports come from over-
seas.
--Keppel Enderbery
"It isnt pollution thats harming the environment. Its the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake
up dead, therell be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman.
***
Damn!
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and
stuff."
--Mariah Carey
DIdn't she get like awardes some title... like... "Stupidest Bitch in the universe!" by some magazine for that comment?
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