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DUMB THINGS PEOPLE SAID or DID DURING A JOB INTERVIEW...
(reported by Human Resource personnel):

A job applicant challenged the interviewer to arm wrestle.

Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace
the interviewer.

Candidate said he never finished high school because he was
kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.

Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for
advice on how to answer specific interview questions.

"What is it that you people do at this company?"

"What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"

"Why do you want references?"

"Does your company have a policy regarding concealed
weapons?"

I am fascinated by fire.

I feel uneasy indoors.

My legs are really hairy.

I think I'm going to throw-up.

Candidate dozed off during interview.

"Does your health insurance cover pets?"

"Why am I here?"

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------------------ His Plan Went to Poop -------------------

SAN DIEGO - A burglar thought he was in luck when he saw a
woman walking with a bag in her hand. The 32-year-old woman
told police she was taking her dog, Misty, for a walk when
a man ran up to her and grabbed the bag out of her hands. He
soon discovered his lucky find was really a bag of poop that
the woman had just cleaned up from her pooch. He threw the
bag down in disgust, pulled out a gun and demanded money.
According to San Diego police detective Gary Hassen, the
robber then attempted to shoot his .22-caliber semiautomatic
at Misty but the gun didn't fire. He finally gave up and ran
to a silver car and fled the scene. San Diego police are on
the lookout for the turd burglar.

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ANd that's one to grow on!