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Tuesday Mar 22, 2005

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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
stryka:
All of Buffy and Angel??? Wow, right now I'm working my way through Abgitatz's Buffy collection...but he doesn't have any angel......

Last night wasn't that great, they played BAD house all night
Mar 26, 2005
stryka:
You're night sounded a lot more fun!

comics! Yeah! had Easter dinner at my aunts house, got to rescue new born lambs, that was fun, and I got to feel all heroic smile
Mar 27, 2005

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