stiggy56

+------------- Bizarre Bumper Sticker Quotes --------------+

The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Where theres a will, Im in the way.

If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably
green.

A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.

Before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have
enough to spare!

Blow your nose, your horn works fine.

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we
met.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Sex is a misdemeanor...the more I miss it, the meaner I
get!