Ok... so here are a couple of things I find quite entertaining.
Try reciting gangsta rap lyrics in a "fancy guy" voice. That shit is hilarious. If your not sure exactly what a "fancy guy" is, think dockers a polo and penny loafers. Depending on the level of fancy these items may be accompanied by a LL Bean sweater around the neck. Think yacht club or even gay secret service. If you're still not sure consider almost any black comedians impersonation of a white guy. Either way there is much fun to be had.
The next is kinda one of my sick experiments in social interaction and should probably never be attempted by anyone. The idea is to yell and cuss at a beautiful woman while the whole time complimenting her to the point that she has no idea what in the hell is going on. For example:
"Goddamn girl! you just about the sexiest motherfucker I've ever seen!!! Whicho Sexy ass, lookin' all good and shit!!! You betta go the fuck on somewhere wit dose pretty ass eyes!!! You the kinda woman I'd like to take home to meet my motherfuckin momma!! Mmmm, mmmm, bitch!!!" hahahaha.
This is potentially dangerous if not properly executed. Therefore your voice and your demeanor have to suggest playfulness, as not to have her run away terrified and screaming for help. The voice I use is reminiscent of Dave Chappelle in the "Samuel Jackson" skit. This experiment has suprising enough yielded a positive reaction more than once in the form of an outburst of laughter.
Not sure anyone else other than myself will find this shit funny, but many people don't understand my sense of humor. Or perhaps I haven't explained myself well enough for anyone to catch the full drift.
Wait a minute!..... Who the fuck am I talking to?!! This is a journal............... ah fuck it!
Try reciting gangsta rap lyrics in a "fancy guy" voice. That shit is hilarious. If your not sure exactly what a "fancy guy" is, think dockers a polo and penny loafers. Depending on the level of fancy these items may be accompanied by a LL Bean sweater around the neck. Think yacht club or even gay secret service. If you're still not sure consider almost any black comedians impersonation of a white guy. Either way there is much fun to be had.
The next is kinda one of my sick experiments in social interaction and should probably never be attempted by anyone. The idea is to yell and cuss at a beautiful woman while the whole time complimenting her to the point that she has no idea what in the hell is going on. For example:
"Goddamn girl! you just about the sexiest motherfucker I've ever seen!!! Whicho Sexy ass, lookin' all good and shit!!! You betta go the fuck on somewhere wit dose pretty ass eyes!!! You the kinda woman I'd like to take home to meet my motherfuckin momma!! Mmmm, mmmm, bitch!!!" hahahaha.
This is potentially dangerous if not properly executed. Therefore your voice and your demeanor have to suggest playfulness, as not to have her run away terrified and screaming for help. The voice I use is reminiscent of Dave Chappelle in the "Samuel Jackson" skit. This experiment has suprising enough yielded a positive reaction more than once in the form of an outburst of laughter.
Not sure anyone else other than myself will find this shit funny, but many people don't understand my sense of humor. Or perhaps I haven't explained myself well enough for anyone to catch the full drift.
Wait a minute!..... Who the fuck am I talking to?!! This is a journal............... ah fuck it!
"Uh, excuse me, uh pardon me, uh, could I, uh, maybe you'd, uh, so uh, maybe you, uh, do you think it would be at all possible, uh, you wanna sit on my face?"
[Edited on Sep 12, 2005 11:18PM]
I'd still do you....