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Celibacy Round Two. God damn you handsome brilliant old man.

I'm going to New York to meet my pen pal. Life is so strange.

The warm weather brings lewd remarks. Yesterday an elderly man commented on my breasts. I hardly ever leave my apartment and when I do people say stupid things, stare, or grunt at me. If anyone else makes a sex noise at me or does something equally repulsive, I'll spit in their face.

I like to walk around cemeteries. What do you do to relax?

I now have the nastiest/cutest cat living with me again. She hates CB but hopefullt she'll warm up.
The highlight of the last few days was hearing my mom talk about how Cadbury 'needs panties.'
Living alone is weird. I wish I hadn't cancelled cable.
Great, I think Meeka is scoping the joint out for new places to pee. I want free stuff.

These last two days have been among the worst of my life. I'd really like to rip someone's hair off, beat them in the face with it, punch their teeth out and peel their skin off...I have someone in mind too. At least it's over. Hopefully.

Cadbury is sick. I hope he feels better soon.

I'm watching a program about primordial dwarfs and crying. School is over, my roommate moved out, I am jobless. All of this free time is making me feel very uneasy. Hopefully my interview on Wednesday will go well and I can start my adult-job.
If I save up enough money I can get a chi baby. http://www.superherodesigns.com/journal/teacup_pooch.jpg
GIVE ME A CHI BABY
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I'm not going to sleep tonight. Instead I'm going to clean and read my murder mysteries. One of my new books has gruesome crime scene photos. I'm not happy that these things have happened...I wonder why I love to read about it/look at pictures of it. Mostly I like to read about the unlikely murderers. I find it reassuring to know that some things can't...
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Undergrad = over. I'm ready for New York and dead people.
Tomorrow I go to the Tool show. Thursday I go to the Mutter. The rest of the this month I do whatever I want

Do you think it would be tacky if my business cards said Funeral Director Extraordinaire?

Im not narcissistic enough to think that the universe is really against me; if anything I guess this week has made me more aware of the fact that Im a little speck, floating out in the middle of nowhere, and I need to take care of myself because the other humans cannot be trusted!
Something is wrong with my mouth and I'm not sure what's...
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