My New Years Eve was pretty fantastic thanks to 4Stella4Star. I went to her place in south philly and by the time I got there she was already on drink number three. So we are chillin and she made some awesome dinner. She made spaghetti with this cheese sauce and fried onions!!! FANTASTIC!!!
We then watch what maybe the most fucked up movie I have ever seen. This movie Happiness. Wow it was freakin weird. Married man who masturbates to children magazines. Another guy wanting to "pump" his hot neighbor, and other weird oddities(I don't want to give away the movie). Also during the movie 4Stella4Star falls asleep in the middle and her roomate comes back so I nudge her a little and say I see your asshole roomate, she in her half asleep state starts shootin F bombs this and asshole that and I try and shush her and before her ex roomate comes through that door and then she falls asleep again(having no recolection of the events at hand).
Then we go out to her bar, so I can see what all the madness is all about. Boy she is not exhaggerating in her journals at how funny her regulars are. She gets in there and introduces me to her coworker carmen who was a sweetheart. Got me some jack and helped 4Stella4Star play the machine while she started to dose off again in the corner.
Then it was off to "Radio Raheem's" party. Larry looks nothing like him but those locals call him that
Larry is a 70 yr old white man with no teeth... nothin like this:
I goto pay what I thought was 5 dollars for the cover fee, but "bearded lady"(really nice animated woman) was like that is for the locals who know larry at the bar. I payed a little anyway. I then grab myself a beer and some really kick ass food! I then sit down next to grandpa who 4Stella4Star and I decided looked exactly like Mephisto from South Park.
Mephisto was talking to me for 5 mins and then decides to tell me "I wish I would just die some mornings, no more pain and no more paying bills" Happy New Year to you too Mephisto! It was also crazy when I witnessed a power outage not to long after that, he starts screaming RAPE... mind you he is about 70-80ish!
Later on during the party I got to meet Chauncey, Jeff, "Rick", and their lady friend. They were some fun people. Chauncey is what I am told, always drunk! About 20 mins before the ball drop, "bearded lady" just starts screaming at everyone! Fuck you guys, this place is out of control, F this F that. Then she comes in and apologieses for her "Diego" temper. Fantastic!!! I couldn't stop laughing!
The ball drops and 4Stella4Star and I get drenched in Champagne and get hugs and kisses from everyone, it was an awesome time, let me tell you. This is one of the most interesting and fun New Years Eves I have ever had, Thank you 4Stella4Star!
How was everyone elses new years?
We then watch what maybe the most fucked up movie I have ever seen. This movie Happiness. Wow it was freakin weird. Married man who masturbates to children magazines. Another guy wanting to "pump" his hot neighbor, and other weird oddities(I don't want to give away the movie). Also during the movie 4Stella4Star falls asleep in the middle and her roomate comes back so I nudge her a little and say I see your asshole roomate, she in her half asleep state starts shootin F bombs this and asshole that and I try and shush her and before her ex roomate comes through that door and then she falls asleep again(having no recolection of the events at hand).
Then we go out to her bar, so I can see what all the madness is all about. Boy she is not exhaggerating in her journals at how funny her regulars are. She gets in there and introduces me to her coworker carmen who was a sweetheart. Got me some jack and helped 4Stella4Star play the machine while she started to dose off again in the corner.
Then it was off to "Radio Raheem's" party. Larry looks nothing like him but those locals call him that
Larry is a 70 yr old white man with no teeth... nothin like this:
I goto pay what I thought was 5 dollars for the cover fee, but "bearded lady"(really nice animated woman) was like that is for the locals who know larry at the bar. I payed a little anyway. I then grab myself a beer and some really kick ass food! I then sit down next to grandpa who 4Stella4Star and I decided looked exactly like Mephisto from South Park.
Mephisto was talking to me for 5 mins and then decides to tell me "I wish I would just die some mornings, no more pain and no more paying bills" Happy New Year to you too Mephisto! It was also crazy when I witnessed a power outage not to long after that, he starts screaming RAPE... mind you he is about 70-80ish!
Later on during the party I got to meet Chauncey, Jeff, "Rick", and their lady friend. They were some fun people. Chauncey is what I am told, always drunk! About 20 mins before the ball drop, "bearded lady" just starts screaming at everyone! Fuck you guys, this place is out of control, F this F that. Then she comes in and apologieses for her "Diego" temper. Fantastic!!! I couldn't stop laughing!
The ball drops and 4Stella4Star and I get drenched in Champagne and get hugs and kisses from everyone, it was an awesome time, let me tell you. This is one of the most interesting and fun New Years Eves I have ever had, Thank you 4Stella4Star!
How was everyone elses new years?
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Lourdes pissed in Bella's food dish.