This may come of a surprise to all of you... but I am actually ready to find me a girlfriend... 9 months have passed since I was last "involved"... and for the past 6 months I have been out there casually dating and what have you... I know I know... "*9* MONTHS?!?! OOOOHHH... cry me a river!" is what most of you are probably saying... but I miss certain intimacies the two people share when they are together... more than just sexually, too...
Alot of you are probably going to say "Well, just wait. You'll find someone when you least expect it." What the hell does that mean? What, I'll be in a Denny's bathroom taking the largest dump of my life when all of a sudden the beautiful woman barges into my stall, looks down and falls madly in love with me???
Things pass you by when you don't keep an eye out. Nothing comes without labor.
Bah...
Alot of you are probably going to say "Well, just wait. You'll find someone when you least expect it." What the hell does that mean? What, I'll be in a Denny's bathroom taking the largest dump of my life when all of a sudden the beautiful woman barges into my stall, looks down and falls madly in love with me???
Things pass you by when you don't keep an eye out. Nothing comes without labor.
Bah...
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thedjinnofbombay:
shes given up...you were too much for her
straykitten:
Oh yeah, I'm the loser tonight, but you just wait! I'll get you my pretty!!! :evil cackle: