Going to NYC this weekend for some crazy party! My friend Tim and others are gonna be helping me record some skits and stand up material for a little demo. I'll have a myspace page dedicated to my comedy stuff soon with sound clips and some video. But yeah I'll probly try to find an open mic or something while im in the city partying/recording. Here's some fresh stuff!
So I was walking around the city today and one of my buddies was like
"Hey isn't that the prison?" And I was like "Yeah so? Prison is gay." He's like"What?" Yeah it's sooo fucking gay isn't it. I mean isn't it?
All those dudes humping in there. Then he gives me the whole spiel about how like one dude is just totally full on being a-raped and the other guy is like into it I guess. If I'm about to be entered If I'm about to have my booty plundered I'd atleast try to reason with the guy. You know? Talk to him. Really let him know how gay it is. I'd just tell him.
Like "Hey dude! This is pretty fucking gay right here. How long have you been in for? 20? Fuck that's a long time! Been gay the whole time or did it just sorta happen."
But you know there are guys in there for like a week raping other dudes. That's gay.
Or like some guy in your local intake. That's like the judicial systems version of purgatory. Where you fuckin sit and wait to go to prison. You think there are
dudes raping other dudes in there? Like to get the jump on it before real prison. Just to get that initial one out of the way.
They bring people arrested on the weekend to intake too cuz they can't see the judge that day. Think of how shitty that would be. Like you're out at the bar
you had a few, or like 20, too many. You go to pee in what you think is
the urinal but it ends up being either the corner pocket of the pool table
or some girl's purse. You're blacked out whatever it happens.
But you wake up hungover. To a pain in the ass and a gentle rocking motion. And you try to move or look back and the guy says the same thing straight guys say when they try this on their girlfriends "Oh don't move I'm so close." Gross right?....
So I was walking around the city today and one of my buddies was like
"Hey isn't that the prison?" And I was like "Yeah so? Prison is gay." He's like"What?" Yeah it's sooo fucking gay isn't it. I mean isn't it?
All those dudes humping in there. Then he gives me the whole spiel about how like one dude is just totally full on being a-raped and the other guy is like into it I guess. If I'm about to be entered If I'm about to have my booty plundered I'd atleast try to reason with the guy. You know? Talk to him. Really let him know how gay it is. I'd just tell him.
Like "Hey dude! This is pretty fucking gay right here. How long have you been in for? 20? Fuck that's a long time! Been gay the whole time or did it just sorta happen."
But you know there are guys in there for like a week raping other dudes. That's gay.
Or like some guy in your local intake. That's like the judicial systems version of purgatory. Where you fuckin sit and wait to go to prison. You think there are
dudes raping other dudes in there? Like to get the jump on it before real prison. Just to get that initial one out of the way.
They bring people arrested on the weekend to intake too cuz they can't see the judge that day. Think of how shitty that would be. Like you're out at the bar
you had a few, or like 20, too many. You go to pee in what you think is
the urinal but it ends up being either the corner pocket of the pool table
or some girl's purse. You're blacked out whatever it happens.
But you wake up hungover. To a pain in the ass and a gentle rocking motion. And you try to move or look back and the guy says the same thing straight guys say when they try this on their girlfriends "Oh don't move I'm so close." Gross right?....
good luck in NY this weekend, stay safe there is a nasty storm still brewing. how did you do in that shit storm yesterday?