Friday Jul 16, 2010

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I went to use my ex-girlfriends Ped Egg and found a pubic hair inside. I don't want to know...
kas:
hahahahah!
kas:
hahahah at least yours didn't involve trapping them so you could drug and cut them wink

Wednesday Jul 14, 2010

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I've never seen a female plumber, but I've seen a guy suck his own dick online. That's so wrong.
kas:
HAH!

Tuesday Jul 06, 2010

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The pancakes are $2.00, but a cup of coffee is $2.49. Now I understand how this works.

Friday Jul 02, 2010

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The world may refer to today as the 2nd of July, but in my world, it's the 2nd of (insert your name).

Thursday Jul 01, 2010

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That wasn't a Twitter service failure. It was the Internet gasping at your beauty.

Tuesday Jun 29, 2010

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When she shit her pants in my car and I told her she was still beautiful, that's when the relationship blossomed.

Sunday Jun 27, 2010

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I'm looking for a girl who uses clear deodorant.
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steveshyte:
Because a girl who uses clear deodorant is prepared for anything that may come her way in life. Sleeved or sleeveless, she shows no weakness.
di_xia:
thanks for u friendship baby

Friday Jun 11, 2010

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I have a circumcised penis. I won't be watching the World Cup.
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heartbaker:
Hahaha
kas:
LOL!
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