stevenjohn

The benefits of being a regular customer to local convenience store:
I got two Full Throttles and one of the large, $3.50 Red Bulls and my girlfriend got three Monsters which were 2/$5.00.
The cashier, who knows us pretty well by now (we go there just about every morning/night for energy drinks after I get off work), rang them all up as only four Monsters...
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Is it stealing to take 10 packs of snack crackers from a vending machine that keeps returning your change in full?
I was about to start taking honey buns when the machine decided to just start spitting out my change without registering it first...

my stuff from iwabo finally arrived. i can now stop complaining and go back to loving them dearly.

Does it normally take 07812312 billion years to receive merch you order online? I ordered a copy of iwrestledabearonce's EP and a t-shirt from them like two weeks ago almost and it still hasn't shown up. I guess I'm just spoiled by high-speed online shopping from large companies..

In other news, new favorite band: Born of Osiris

my head aches. and it's too early to go to bed.
and i have to go back to work tomorrow.
yehm.

[written at work] Haha. Gizmo's in charge of the turrets (depot wise) tonight since Pat's not here. Apparently, however, some lead/supervisor from over on assembly is also in charge over here tonight and has a bunch of the mechanics pissed off. [I found out later that it was actually Gizmo they were peeved with because he was trying to get Delong to get his turret...
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The unhygienic should be ostricized.
Stubbs, for instance, doesn't wash his hands; he will get none of my tasty mix of cashews, almonds, and pistachios. Even if he asks for some.
My dad's a fifty year old retired Army gutter mouthed gun-toting man from small town Alabama and he washes his hands when he takes a piss. Anyone that doesn't is... disgusting. Filthy, even.

I...
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i hate going to department stores.
i went by dillard's tonight to get some new levis since i've started wearing my other good pair of jeans to work.
the fucker followed me around the whole time i was there.
i picked up the jeans i wanted and a t-shirt, said to ashley "hey, let's look around a minute before we get these and see if...
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DONT TREAD ON ME

I've decided to finally get my first tattoo. It's been a long time coming, simply because I just couldn't decide for sure what I wanted to get first. What, of all the tattoos I'd like to get, would look best by itself or say the most on its own? What would be pleasing to the eye but also hold some meaning...
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