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Friday Jun 29, 2007

Jun 29, 2007
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SEX TOY JOKE


A man starts his first day of work down at the local sex toy store...the
Manager sets him up to work in the dildo section. He shows him what to
do, and then leaves for a meeting. Shortly, a shy brunette comes in to
peruse their wares...
The man asks if he can help her.

"Well, I just came in for a dildo, but I don't know what kind." She
replies. He shows her a few, and she decides on a small beige one. He
rings up the sale and she leaves.

Next a redhed comes in, also looking for dildos. He shows her their
stock. She is a bit bolder, and decides on a large green one. He
rings up the sale and she leaves.

A blonde wanders in and stares at the dildo display for a long time,
looking confused. The man asks her if he can help.
"Oh, I just can't decide!" She says. "I love all the colors so much,
they are so pretty, I just can't make up my mind! And..." she trails
off, "none of these are big enough for me!"

The man blinks...a bit floored, but he recovers nicely. "Hang on a
minute, I think I can fix both your problems!" He runs into the back
room and returns with the object in question. The blonde is thrilled!
"Plaid! Oh, it's wonderful! All the colors in one! And it's so BIG!"
The man rings up the sale and the blonde happily departs.

The manager returns just as the blonde leaves the store. He asks how
things have been going. The new guy responds, "Well, I sold a small
beige dildo to one lady, and a big green one to another lady, and I just
sold your Thermos to that blonde."
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
nikonphoto80:
Sorry if I missed anything important in your journals in the last week and a half but my chinchilla ran away and was gone for 9 days but now he is back safe in his home.

LOL that was a good one.

Jul 1, 2007
deunan:
I've always loved that joke.
Jul 2, 2007

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