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Sminky pinky brassy monkey

Had my tongue piercing changed today for a smaller one, I had it done about 4 weeks ago I guess so it was about time. I'm still coming to terms with how gorgeous the piercest is! (Err ignore that last bit )
Anyway, the bizarre thing was she had a 'work experience' girl there who looked about 14. Luckily the girl was only there for the day rather than a week stretch. Supposedly the owner hadn't given her much to do so the piercest was letting her sit in on a few. The bizarre thing though was that the girl claimed she could never see herself doing piercings or tattoo's!?
So having left (after tipping the piercest and slipping her some SG stickers (hopefully she'll get curious)) I'd got in my car and had driven about 100 yards to the round-a-bout when the ball came off the bar in my tongue! In a split second I struggled to work out what to do and eventually chose to do a left and head back. To cut a longggg story short, its changed now.

Elsewhere in life, I had my hair cut today, bought my dads car tax and managed to spill kipper brine over myself!

100 THINGS ABOUT ME:-

1. I was born on the 7th August 1981
2. I'm a Leo, year of the Rooster, element is Metal
3. I was named Ian so that I could spell it easily
4. I have a younger sister
5. I love my sister
6. I hate my sister
7. I want my father to be proud of me (No confirmation yet)
8. I was born with a big cranium (head)
9. I went to Great Ormond Street Hospital because of it
10. Turned out I did not have water on the brain
11. I was bullied at school for having a big head
12. I fell over with a water pistol in my hand and ended up with 'buck-teeth'
13. I was bullied at school for being goofy
14. I crashed into another bicycle rider and broke a front tooth in halve
15. I had the tooth fixed with the help of two solid gold pins
16. I fell over at school once whilst running and someone fell on top of me
17. That someone used my head as a pillow pushing it into the concrete floor
18. I snapped my tooth again and so missed a school trip to Germany
19. I have 5 B's, 2 C's, 1 D and 1 E at GCSE level
20. I had a part-time job at a company that made accessories for amputee's
21. I was always my Mothers Son
22. My mother died of cancer when I was 16
23. My life changed at 16
24. I dropped two A-levels but gained a B in D&T
25. Having left College I began working in a supply factory
26. I was sacked for slagging it off
27. I got an engineering apprenticeship at an airport
28. I'm 6ft, drifting between 12 and 13 stone (168-182 lbs)
29. I have size 12-13 feet
30. I suffer from bouts of depression
31. I suffer from Urticaria
32. I seek peoples affection
33. I like to make people laugh
34. I have always felt ugly
35. I always wanted to break a bone as a child
36. I know longer wish to experience a broken bone
37. During my apprenticeship I cut my finger down to the bone
38. COMING SOON
39. I can't drink beers, lagers, ales etc
40. I hate hazelnut, sweetcorn, marrow, courgette/zucchini, parnsip and turnips
41. I like tea, not coffee
42. Although I love coffee sweets and icecream
43. I only own 1 jumper
44. The apprenticeship has gained me numerous qualifications
45. I'm Pro-Life
46. I don't believe in religion
47. 'Live and let live' I say
48. I can wink both eyes at the same time
49. I'm right handed
50. But eat left handed
51. I'm struggling for another 50 of these...... 49
52. I've hardly ever had any spots
53. I buy too many CD's and DVD's
54. I can't wait to get my own place
55. I love the idea of having my own family
56. I reckon I'll be a great parent
57. I sold all my Action-Man, Transformer, M.A.S.K toys etc at a car-boot
58. I kick myself for doing that
59. I used to collected stamps
60. I used to be coached at tennis
61. I used to wind-surf
62. I used to be in the Beavers, Cubs and Scouts
63. I used to do Karate
64. I used to play football (soccer, banana's)
65. I used to play Korfe Ball and Volley Ball
66. I give up on things a lot
67. I tried smoking for a while as a kid
68. I smoked a drug once
69. I think smoking is a disgusting habit
70. I fully support banning smoking in public places
71. I used to play Tetris so much I couldn't shut my eyes without playing it in my head
72. I have three Atari's. RIP
73. I have a Dreamcast. RIP
74. I had some goldfish as a kid
75. I had a female rabbit named Polly
76. She turned out to be a he
77. She died, possibly through neglect
78. I have never wanted for a pet since
79. Except maybe a dog
80. I have dry skin, I moisturise a lot
81. I go through periods of taking vitamins and potions
82. I hate shopping on my own
83. I hate townies, teenagers on mopeds etc
84. I get road rage
85. I've been chased after swearing at crap drivers
86. I have my tongue pierced
87. I have two tattoo's
88. I'd like to grow my own vegetables
89. I'd like to give up junk food
90. I swear too much
91. I don't mind heights but I'm scared of falling
92. I'm scared of smashing my teeth again
93. Braces were a God-send
94. I always swore never to get a mobile phone
95. I have a mobile phone
96. 'I seriously think that my ass whole is too small because it hurts almost every time I take a shit' JustAgirl, I share your anguish!
97. I hate wearing hats
98. I'm short-sighted and don't wear my glasses enough
99. Out of curiosity, I gave myself a 240V electric shock as a kid
100. I love my job