I keep forgetting to breathe, plus I keep getting palpatations in my chest, not sure if it is my heart or my lungs or what?
I hate the internet.
I hate the internet.
So, umm I've been off since Thursday.
I've kind of organised or set in motion a primary school reunion! Kind of looking forward to it, maybe a bit nervous!
Penny & Andrew came down Friday. We went to St Albans that night to see Jimmy Carr 'Off The Telly'. He was good, although he doesn't compare to Eddie Izzard or even Ross Noble! Had a...
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I've kind of organised or set in motion a primary school reunion! Kind of looking forward to it, maybe a bit nervous!
Penny & Andrew came down Friday. We went to St Albans that night to see Jimmy Carr 'Off The Telly'. He was good, although he doesn't compare to Eddie Izzard or even Ross Noble! Had a...
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I'm seeing Jimmy Carr tonight! Woo! 
Umm, going to the GP today as I have a rash at the back of my mouth. I had it to a lesser degree before but the GP blamed it on my tongue piercing (surprise-surprise).
What else? I have a cold
My sleep pattern is getting worse, I keep waking around 4-5am and not being able to get back...
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Umm, going to the GP today as I have a rash at the back of my mouth. I had it to a lesser degree before but the GP blamed it on my tongue piercing (surprise-surprise).
What else? I have a cold
My sleep pattern is getting worse, I keep waking around 4-5am and not being able to get back... Read More
dharmabox:
sound like you're getting sick to me you big lug good thing your taking your sick ass to the doc!
gogo is soso hot! 
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jackie:
I cant seem, to watch the video ones
thanks for the comment
thanks for the comment
melika:
MWAH! thankyou!
I know, I know! I'm crap at posting lately. I've just not got much to say or I can't be arsed to say anything!
Anyway I'm still decorating the living room, it's going really slowly due to work and popping back home!
On Thursday I flew to Glasgow with work to look around the airport there and speak to the staff about what they do...
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Anyway I'm still decorating the living room, it's going really slowly due to work and popping back home!
On Thursday I flew to Glasgow with work to look around the airport there and speak to the staff about what they do...
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jackie:
hi..cute pics. i dunno if id wanna see people from school or not... 
yeah piercing is fine..although i look a bit like a hungry hampster at the mo...my cheek is all swollen and i feel silly
but i LOVE IT. Its been so long since i got pierced by someone other that myself, so it was a real treat!!
I am a member of BME but dont have iam. i can barely keep up with updating SG..I have loads of pics of my work on bme i should send you a link to the pics and storys ive sent in.......
yeah piercing is fine..although i look a bit like a hungry hampster at the mo...my cheek is all swollen and i feel silly
but i LOVE IT. Its been so long since i got pierced by someone other that myself, so it was a real treat!!
I am a member of BME but dont have iam. i can barely keep up with updating SG..I have loads of pics of my work on bme i should send you a link to the pics and storys ive sent in.......
dharmabox:
"the most gorgeous white wine I have ever drunk!"
was that a slip up or did you mean to imply that?
it's all about grammar and i suck at it!
was that a slip up or did you mean to imply that?
it's all about grammar and i suck at it!
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
Always poo at work. Not only will...
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Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
Always poo at work. Not only will...
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dharmabox:
"An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator"
i would hate to be the gril that the cap came off of in the middle of diddling!
oh and i am all for getting paid to take a shit at work, but i would rather bring my own paper, i think the stuff we use is 100 grit, i like to take good care of poot shoot
"A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep"
you're a sick bastard for this one, i think just for that your's should have a rat trap taped to the top of it then not only are you not going to sleep, you're going to have to take the day off to get your fingers set after the trap breaks them!
i give you 9 for the originality of list and a 4.5 for its safety measures!
i would hate to be the gril that the cap came off of in the middle of diddling!
oh and i am all for getting paid to take a shit at work, but i would rather bring my own paper, i think the stuff we use is 100 grit, i like to take good care of poot shoot
"A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep"
you're a sick bastard for this one, i think just for that your's should have a rat trap taped to the top of it then not only are you not going to sleep, you're going to have to take the day off to get your fingers set after the trap breaks them!
i give you 9 for the originality of list and a 4.5 for its safety measures!
Ooh I heard some good news last night about holidays so tomorrow I shall be booking time off for the following:-
Fri 3 Feb = Jimmy Car
Wed 8 Feb = The Darkness
Fri 10 Feb - Mon 13 Feb = Malta
Tue 14 Mar - Thu 23 Mar = Canada
Fun, fun, fun!
Fri 3 Feb = Jimmy Car
Wed 8 Feb = The Darkness
Fri 10 Feb - Mon 13 Feb = Malta
Tue 14 Mar - Thu 23 Mar = Canada
Fun, fun, fun!
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jackie:
im so immature hehehe
yeah true i think he preferes HE-RA
Looks like he enjoying himself though LOL
yeah true i think he preferes HE-RA
Looks like he enjoying himself though LOL
jackie:
HAHAHA thats so funny!! i forgot about skelitore (cant spell) i do a great impression of him!! i will show you sometime LOL
"ill get you he-man even if its the last thing i do mwhahahah"
"ill get you he-man even if its the last thing i do mwhahahah"
saffa:
shit mate it looks like one of those crack dens you see on telly
enjoy it can be a shit job
enjoy it can be a shit job
I lost 7 pounds in weight today! Turns out putting the scales on carpet makes quite a difference!
jackie:
ha ha thats cheating
no members from eastenders involved LOL you fruitcake!
no members from eastenders involved LOL you fruitcake!
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tahliana:
thanks for your comment on my set hun
jackie:
posh telly!
have you all the surround sound gubbins to go with it?
Im doing that cornflake diet....
soap opera meaning...bizzare things have been happening that are unbelievable. Undecided if its good or bad yet. unfortunatly no long lost relatives...more like eastenders than neighbours LOL
have you all the surround sound gubbins to go with it?
Im doing that cornflake diet....
soap opera meaning...bizzare things have been happening that are unbelievable. Undecided if its good or bad yet. unfortunatly no long lost relatives...more like eastenders than neighbours LOL
jackie:
im living in a soap opera at the mo 
blue man thing sound intersting
blue man thing sound intersting
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma 
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product...
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product...
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saffa:
mmm interesting stuff
love the venus one wont comment though cause ill get into shit
*swoon* mariah
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love the venus one wont comment though cause ill get into shit
*swoon* mariah
[Edited on Jan 09, 2006 9:50PM]
jackie:
surpised that Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser are worth more than..BP, TEXICO and SHELL though?!
couldnt get on to the NYE 360 thingys...dunno why?
couldnt get on to the NYE 360 thingys...dunno why?