stenchblossom

i am so very depressed. i just looked at a calender and found out this year is a leap year. i hate leap years, why did they decide to add that day to february, the worst month of the year. why extend the miseries of this most horrid of months, just because it's shorter than the rest, fuck that. add the day to april, who wouldn't enjoy more april. augustine and julius ceasar were wonderful people for shortening february, and every four years we shit on their glorious contributions. well fuck leap years, fuck them hard with cactii, fuck them and burn down their villages. rape their mothers, shit on their daughters, castrate their sons.