Indeed, i am not crazy. I'm just bored.
Here's what i'm looking for.
Here's what i'm looking for.
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BASICS:
Name: Geek
Age: 19+
Location: ....
Height: 5'8''+
Hair (color and style):...
Eyes:...
Piercings/tattoos if so specify: Eh?
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
Lakes, after hours, long drives, local shows, porn shops, coffee joints, tattoo/piercing parlours.
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Just don't hate on my shit.
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Sometimes, if often.
4. Do you like the rain? Of course.
5. If so...would you play in it with me? You better.
6. Do you like movies? Especially the ridiculous ones.
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? Possibly.
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? ^_^
9. Would you kiss my forehead? Forgoing slobber, indeed.
10. Do you play an instrument? Maybe.
11. If so...what? You!
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? Nope. You know i'm a big girl and i can handle myself.
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? You gotta have the strong arm thing down for a ten.
14. Favorite body part on a Girl? Just don't obsess over my feet and i'm down.
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Your open, and forgiving.
16. Do you have any reputation? High level WoW characters make a decent impression, as do other video game or booknerd oddities.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? Hopefully.
What Would You do if...
I cried: Punch me in the arm and tell me to buck up? Then give me a hug.
I said I liked you: Say you like me back or i'll eat your pets.
I kissed you: Kiss back, harder.
I was hospitalized: Bring me my DS and crossword puzzles. Possibly real mashed potatoes with extra garlic.
I ran away from home: You'd be taking me. ^_^
We got in a fight?: Don't give in, but don't strongarm it. I value your opinion, bitch.
I just got dumped: Watch horrible zombie movies with me all night long, followed by some serious Star Trek Marathons.
I pissed you off: Piss me off. Tell me all about it, sugar.
Would You...
Be my friend: Forever. I can't believe it was a meaningful relationship if you hate the other in the end.
Tell me the truth no matter what: Sometimes. Definately don't tell me i look like a whore, or fat. Do tell me what you'd rather see on me.
Buy me a birthday gift: If you don't, i'll eat your pets. If you do, i'm hoping for a bouquet of sunflowers.
Lie to make me feel better: Please don't. I'll hold you to it.
Spread rumors about me?: That i'm awesome in bed could be interesting.
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: Not without me. I like going places.
Keep a secret if I told you one: I spose you should. Your pets would be awesome with marinara.
Loan me some cash: Pfft, i prolly wouldn't ask. Sucka.
Hold my hand: ^_^ I like this mushy shit.
Keep in touch: Indeed.
Make me a snack: If by snack you mean mac n cheese, you're on. But if you mean light salad, i'm on.
Try and solve my problems: Ick, you can 'help' me, but i'll solve them on my own, plzkthnx.
Love me: Aww how sweet, but you gotta be my friend first and foremost. That kind of love never fails.
Makeout with me: Heh....These things can be so weird.
Hold me in times of need: Of course you would. You're my pretend boyfriend that doesn't exist anywhere in this world.
Ditch me: Only for something more important, and trust me, there are plenty of things that are. Like your family.
Use me: All the time. I'd be using you right back.
Ask me out: Eh, just take me out. Invite me along?
Date me: Lawl. I'm hoping that if you're in a boyfriend application, you want to date SOMEONE.
Kiss with me whenever you had the chance: Kiss who? I said this thing was weird.
Hold me and make my problems go away: Pfft, like that works. You gotta face your demons.
BASICS:
Name: Geek
Age: 19+
Location: ....
Height: 5'8''+
Hair (color and style):...
Eyes:...
Piercings/tattoos if so specify: Eh?
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
Lakes, after hours, long drives, local shows, porn shops, coffee joints, tattoo/piercing parlours.
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Just don't hate on my shit.
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Sometimes, if often.
4. Do you like the rain? Of course.
5. If so...would you play in it with me? You better.
6. Do you like movies? Especially the ridiculous ones.
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? Possibly.
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? ^_^
9. Would you kiss my forehead? Forgoing slobber, indeed.
10. Do you play an instrument? Maybe.
11. If so...what? You!
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? Nope. You know i'm a big girl and i can handle myself.
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? You gotta have the strong arm thing down for a ten.
14. Favorite body part on a Girl? Just don't obsess over my feet and i'm down.
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Your open, and forgiving.
16. Do you have any reputation? High level WoW characters make a decent impression, as do other video game or booknerd oddities.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? Hopefully.
What Would You do if...
I cried: Punch me in the arm and tell me to buck up? Then give me a hug.
I said I liked you: Say you like me back or i'll eat your pets.
I kissed you: Kiss back, harder.
I was hospitalized: Bring me my DS and crossword puzzles. Possibly real mashed potatoes with extra garlic.
I ran away from home: You'd be taking me. ^_^
We got in a fight?: Don't give in, but don't strongarm it. I value your opinion, bitch.
I just got dumped: Watch horrible zombie movies with me all night long, followed by some serious Star Trek Marathons.
I pissed you off: Piss me off. Tell me all about it, sugar.
Would You...
Be my friend: Forever. I can't believe it was a meaningful relationship if you hate the other in the end.
Tell me the truth no matter what: Sometimes. Definately don't tell me i look like a whore, or fat. Do tell me what you'd rather see on me.
Buy me a birthday gift: If you don't, i'll eat your pets. If you do, i'm hoping for a bouquet of sunflowers.
Lie to make me feel better: Please don't. I'll hold you to it.
Spread rumors about me?: That i'm awesome in bed could be interesting.
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: Not without me. I like going places.
Keep a secret if I told you one: I spose you should. Your pets would be awesome with marinara.
Loan me some cash: Pfft, i prolly wouldn't ask. Sucka.
Hold my hand: ^_^ I like this mushy shit.
Keep in touch: Indeed.
Make me a snack: If by snack you mean mac n cheese, you're on. But if you mean light salad, i'm on.
Try and solve my problems: Ick, you can 'help' me, but i'll solve them on my own, plzkthnx.
Love me: Aww how sweet, but you gotta be my friend first and foremost. That kind of love never fails.
Makeout with me: Heh....These things can be so weird.
Hold me in times of need: Of course you would. You're my pretend boyfriend that doesn't exist anywhere in this world.
Ditch me: Only for something more important, and trust me, there are plenty of things that are. Like your family.
Use me: All the time. I'd be using you right back.
Ask me out: Eh, just take me out. Invite me along?
Date me: Lawl. I'm hoping that if you're in a boyfriend application, you want to date SOMEONE.
Kiss with me whenever you had the chance: Kiss who? I said this thing was weird.
Hold me and make my problems go away: Pfft, like that works. You gotta face your demons.
And of course i could contribute to the cause.
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BASICS:
Name: Stem
Age: Guess.
Location: Alaska
Height: 5'7''
Hair (color and style): Boring, and longish.
Eyes: Hazelish.
Piercings/tattoos if so specify: Had some, gone and dropped 'em for work.
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? Everywhere.
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? The Faint, New Young Pony Club, Say Anything [All subject to change.]
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Not really.
4. Do you like the rain? Very much so. I'm gonna get pneumonia.
5. If so...would you play in it with me? Of course.
6. Do you like movies? Yes. Especially Star Trek ones, and Zombie ones.
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? If you can stand my running commentary.
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? If that's what you'd want.
9. Would you kiss my forhead? Sometimes.
10. Do you play an instrument? Nope.
11. If so...what? Your ticklish bits.
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? Not to check on you, maybe to remind you of something ridiculous i said earlier.
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 27, it's my lucky number, you know.
14. Favorite body part on a Guy? Arms.
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? I care.
16. Do you have any reputation? I'm kind of an asshole.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? Sometimes.
What Would You do if...
I cried: Punch you. Try to make you laugh. Talk to you about it.
I said I liked you: Do a backflip, make you take me to the hospital.
I kissed you: Give you some sugar. Like Rogue, only without the coma.
I was hospitalized: Make you some tatoes. Bring entertainment. Make fun of nurses.
I ran away from home: Pack your bags.
We got in a fight?: I dunno. We aren't fighting, yet.
I just got dumped: Commence with my master plan.
I pissed you off: Kick you. Make you talk it out with me.
Would You...
Be my friend: Duh. Always.
Tell me the truth no matter what: Nope, but i'd sure try.
Buy me a birthday gift: Probably.
Lie to make me feel better: Depends on the "feel better". If you look like crap, i'm gonna tell ya.
Spread rumors about me?: Yeah, that you totally rock socks.
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: Yeah. I spose.
Keep a secret if I told you one: I don't have any of my own at this point, why the hell not.
Loan me some cash: Maybe. Why do you need it, buster?
Hold my hand: Yes.
Keep in touch: I'd try like hell.
Make me a snack: As long as it's not popcorn.
Try and solve my problems: Maybe just a little, but i'd want you to cover your own ass.
Love me: Maybe.
Makeout with me: If the mood strikes.
Hold me in times of need: More than likely.
Ditch me: Unlikely.
Use me: All the time. It'd be a mutual thing.
Ask me out: I spose.
Date me: I'm applying, aren't i?
Kiss with me whenever you had the chance: With you? What in the nine hells are we kissing?!
Hold me and make my problems go away: Nope, I don't have that kind of power. But we can work through it.
BASICS:
Name: Stem
Age: Guess.
Location: Alaska
Height: 5'7''
Hair (color and style): Boring, and longish.
Eyes: Hazelish.
Piercings/tattoos if so specify: Had some, gone and dropped 'em for work.
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? Everywhere.
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? The Faint, New Young Pony Club, Say Anything [All subject to change.]
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Not really.
4. Do you like the rain? Very much so. I'm gonna get pneumonia.
5. If so...would you play in it with me? Of course.
6. Do you like movies? Yes. Especially Star Trek ones, and Zombie ones.
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? If you can stand my running commentary.
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? If that's what you'd want.
9. Would you kiss my forhead? Sometimes.
10. Do you play an instrument? Nope.
11. If so...what? Your ticklish bits.
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? Not to check on you, maybe to remind you of something ridiculous i said earlier.
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 27, it's my lucky number, you know.
14. Favorite body part on a Guy? Arms.
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? I care.
16. Do you have any reputation? I'm kind of an asshole.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? Sometimes.
What Would You do if...
I cried: Punch you. Try to make you laugh. Talk to you about it.
I said I liked you: Do a backflip, make you take me to the hospital.
I kissed you: Give you some sugar. Like Rogue, only without the coma.
I was hospitalized: Make you some tatoes. Bring entertainment. Make fun of nurses.
I ran away from home: Pack your bags.
We got in a fight?: I dunno. We aren't fighting, yet.
I just got dumped: Commence with my master plan.
I pissed you off: Kick you. Make you talk it out with me.
Would You...
Be my friend: Duh. Always.
Tell me the truth no matter what: Nope, but i'd sure try.
Buy me a birthday gift: Probably.
Lie to make me feel better: Depends on the "feel better". If you look like crap, i'm gonna tell ya.
Spread rumors about me?: Yeah, that you totally rock socks.
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: Yeah. I spose.
Keep a secret if I told you one: I don't have any of my own at this point, why the hell not.
Loan me some cash: Maybe. Why do you need it, buster?
Hold my hand: Yes.
Keep in touch: I'd try like hell.
Make me a snack: As long as it's not popcorn.
Try and solve my problems: Maybe just a little, but i'd want you to cover your own ass.
Love me: Maybe.
Makeout with me: If the mood strikes.
Hold me in times of need: More than likely.
Ditch me: Unlikely.
Use me: All the time. It'd be a mutual thing.
Ask me out: I spose.
Date me: I'm applying, aren't i?
Kiss with me whenever you had the chance: With you? What in the nine hells are we kissing?!
Hold me and make my problems go away: Nope, I don't have that kind of power. But we can work through it.
And like the end of any other great story, i'm off to play WoW.
BASICS:
Name: Geek (dun need to change that, nope)
Age: 24
Location: the Island of Fine Puerto Rican Rum
Height: 5'8''+ (yep, i qualify)
Hair (color and style): blond and dorky long
Eyes: yeah, i got those
Piercings/tattoos if so specify: well, there's this scar on my leg that's a perfect map of the London Underground...
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
Lakes, after hours, long drives, local shows, porn shops, coffee joints, tattoo/piercing parlours. (sure)
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? do i really need to say anything here?
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Only to excess.
4. Do you like the rain? yarp
5. If so...would you play in it with me? o.-
6. Do you like movies? i love the moving pictures
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? have done, will do, can do
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? yarp
9. Would you kiss my forehead? the place what brings the coffeetable? sure
10. Do you play an instrument? yarp
11. If so...what? scotchaphone. i mean sacksaphone. badly.
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? since i tend to drop you off, that's really rather redundant
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? whichever is the higher. maybe about 2 from it, since i'm weak
14. Favorite body part on a Girl? i'll let you know when i make a complete survey of one
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? see, this is where my self-loathing really hampers my answering
16. Do you have any reputation? i dunno about with you, but you're Exalted with me, baby!
17. Would you give me kisses just because? both chocolate and lips upon request
What Would You do if...
I cried: that would be time for the hug train to arrive at the station. and sarcasm. because making you want to hit me is the best medicine
I said I liked you: sat i lick you, too
I kissed you: either kiss ya back or get an anime-style nosebleed and rocket to the moon/pass out
I was hospitalized: get kicked out for visiting you more than is allowed/sneaking you things
I ran away from home: well, i got a shittly messy room and a bed, and some semblance of a floor for myself to sleep on
We got in a fight?: /cast stealth
/cast sap
/tickle
I just got dumped: whatever the hell you want to do
I pissed you off: shit in your cornflakes. wait... you don't eat cornflakes... uhh.. make your head explode with my mind and then reassemble so that i can tell you why i made your head assplode?
Would You...
Be my friend: me Tonto, kemosabe
Tell me the truth no matter what: i would tell you what exactly what you need to hear for our mutual benefit. which is almost always the truth
Buy me a birthday gift: yes, but i may be late. like, sometimes really late
Lie to make me feel better: only if it benefits you at my expense, and nobody else's
Spread rumors about me?: yeah, like that you=awesomes
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: yes, barring specific circumstances, such as the Zombipocalyse
Keep a secret if I told you one: i always do
Loan me some cash: what's mine is yours, should you need it.
Hold my hand: oooo! physical contact!
Keep in touch: don't i always?
Make me a snack: is that an innuendo?
Try and solve my problems: no, but i'll proofread your answers.
Love me: is this rhetorical?
Makeout with me: like, with tongue? weird...
Hold me in times of need: yarp
Ditch me: only your corpse. and my family can (for the most part) suck my nutsack
Use me: only if you're using me, too
Ask me out: sure
Date me: isn't this basically an application to do so?
Kiss with me whenever you had the chance: better than before
Hold me and make my problems go away: what am i, your fairy godmother? all i can do is be your Tonto.
ok, so i'm bored and i'm slightly drunk. and maybe i'm slightly drunk so i could fill this out. because i'm bored.
yeah...