I dinged once and no one cared.
I also have 10's in mah ears now.
Fwee~
Gimme a month so i can go to eight.
Also gimme eights, so i can have pretty ears.
The day i am jobless is the day the Weekly World News is no longer printed.
Sucks to MY assmar.
My references geek me out.
I should also point out that while reading earlier i couldn't help but laugh maniacly and make fun of Tim Burton directing Sweeney Todd, and having Johnny Depp star in it. Edward Scissorhands much?
BASICS:
Name: Geek
Age: 19+
Location: ....
Height: 5'8''+
Hair (color and style):...
Eyes:...
Piercings/tattoos if so specify: Eh?
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
Lakes, after hours, long drives, local shows, porn shops, coffee joints, tattoo/piercing parlours.
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?... Read More
BASICS:
Name: Geek (dun need to change that, nope)
Age: 24
Location: the Island of Fine Puerto Rican Rum
Height: 5'8''+ (yep, i qualify)
Hair (color and style): blond and dorky long
Eyes: yeah, i got those
Piercings/tattoos if so specify: well, there's this scar on my leg that's a perfect map of the London Underground...
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
Lakes, after hours, long drives, local shows, porn shops, coffee joints, tattoo/piercing parlours. (sure)
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? do i really need to say anything here?
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Only to excess.
4. Do you like the rain? yarp
5. If so...would you play in it with me? o.-
6. Do you like movies? i love the moving pictures
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? have done, will do, can do
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? yarp
9. Would you kiss my forehead? the place what brings the coffeetable? sure
10. Do you play an instrument? yarp
11. If so...what? scotchaphone. i mean sacksaphone. badly.
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? since i tend to drop you off, that's really rather redundant
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? whichever is the higher. maybe about 2 from it, since i'm weak
14. Favorite body part on a Girl? i'll let you know when i make a complete survey of one
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? see, this is where my self-loathing really hampers my answering
16. Do you have any reputation? i dunno about with you, but you're Exalted with me, baby!
17. Would you give me kisses just because? both chocolate and lips upon request
What Would You do if...
I cried: that would be time for the hug train to arrive at the station. and sarcasm. because making you want to hit me is the best medicine
I said I liked you: sat i lick you, too
I kissed you: either kiss ya back or get an anime-style nosebleed and rocket to the moon/pass out
I was hospitalized: get kicked out for visiting you more than is allowed/sneaking you things
I ran away from home: well, i got a shittly messy room and a bed, and some semblance of a floor for myself to sleep on
We got in a fight?: /cast stealth
/cast sap
/tickle
I just got dumped: whatever the hell you want to do
I pissed you off: shit in your cornflakes. wait... you don't eat cornflakes... uhh.. make your head explode with my mind and then reassemble so that i can tell you why i made your head assplode?
Would You...
Be my friend: me Tonto, kemosabe
Tell me the truth no matter what: i would tell you what exactly what you need to hear for our mutual benefit. which is almost always the truth
Buy me a birthday gift: yes, but i may be late. like, sometimes really late
Lie to make me feel better: only if it benefits you at my expense, and nobody else's
Spread rumors about me?: yeah, like that you=awesomes
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: yes, barring specific circumstances, such as the Zombipocalyse
Keep a secret if I told you one: i always do
Loan me some cash: what's mine is yours, should you need it.
Hold my hand: oooo! physical contact!
Keep in touch: don't i always?
Make me a snack: is that an innuendo?
Try and solve my problems: no, but i'll proofread your answers.
Love me: is this rhetorical?
Makeout with me: like, with tongue? weird...
Hold me in times of need: yarp
Ditch me: only your corpse. and my family can (for the most part) suck my nutsack
Use me: only if you're using me, too
Ask me out: sure
Date me: isn't this basically an application to do so?
Kiss with me whenever you had the chance: better than before
Hold me and make my problems go away: what am i, your fairy godmother? all i can do is be your Tonto.
ok, so i'm bored and i'm slightly drunk. and maybe i'm slightly drunk so i could fill this out. because i'm bored.
Pffffft.
You realise I'm at least as old as you were when we met, now.
And someone's birthday is coming up in a couple of months.
Dibs on doing something for you, mister ferret.
In other news, aside from tanto's birthday coming up.
I'm currently in hate with the outburst of dullness that is my life.
aside from currently being able to dedicate my time... Read More
oh, i know, kemosabe. i know. and you'll always have a faithful sidekick, though if you run, i think my place might kill you... so you'd have to hide from the law somewhere else, unless you have a deathwish.
Either way, it should be best for me.
Seriously. AM i even going to quit my job?
Probably, but on the way to that i need to build a resume, and after that, i need to find "myself".
And fast.
