Right, I'm back again.
No, I haven't been whisked away by Karl and Sooz, more's the pity!!!!!! Any day now though..........I'm sure my invitation has just been lost in the post.
Well, that's my first year at uni over and done with. I got a 2:1, fuck yeah! And I've been voted onto the Student Union. I am the new Welfare Officer at my college. I think it went to my head slightly in the first few days when I was actually getting people to salute me...............
Oh yeah, I've jsut found out my friend's ex has a crush on me. COOL BEANS cos he's looks like the cute little one on McFly........come on, you know the one I mean! Not that I'm judging him on appearances or anything.
I've also moved into my NEW SHIT HOT HOUSE, I've got a double bed and everything, it's only taken me twenty years of longing to get one. And I live right opposite a pub. And a church. So I can get wrecked on Saturday night, do naughty stuff then repent on Sunday morning, repent I tell you.
Matt Damon!!!!
No, I haven't been whisked away by Karl and Sooz, more's the pity!!!!!! Any day now though..........I'm sure my invitation has just been lost in the post.
Well, that's my first year at uni over and done with. I got a 2:1, fuck yeah! And I've been voted onto the Student Union. I am the new Welfare Officer at my college. I think it went to my head slightly in the first few days when I was actually getting people to salute me...............
Oh yeah, I've jsut found out my friend's ex has a crush on me. COOL BEANS cos he's looks like the cute little one on McFly........come on, you know the one I mean! Not that I'm judging him on appearances or anything.
I've also moved into my NEW SHIT HOT HOUSE, I've got a double bed and everything, it's only taken me twenty years of longing to get one. And I live right opposite a pub. And a church. So I can get wrecked on Saturday night, do naughty stuff then repent on Sunday morning, repent I tell you.
Matt Damon!!!!
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oki:
hooray for big beds. i just got a queen after sleeping in a twin my whole life. i don't know what to do with myself 
imperfectcadence:
Come back! I love you and want to have your babies! 
