stellafly

Waaaaaaaay!

Me and my luvver had our first 'fight' last night. Well, it was a play fight, but it was still mega fun. It started with him giving me a wedgie so hard, I actually had to go to the toilets and pull my pants back down cos they were halfway up my back. So I secreted a pin on his chair, and almost peed my now-stretched panties. Then, he gave me a double nipple cripple, upon which I started running around the bar screaming 'I can't can't feed my children!!!'. So I threw a glass of water over his head. And he poured the contents of an ice barrel down the inside of my top. It was soooooooo funny!

It's the Spring Fling at my uni tomorrow! I'm really excited. There's going to be a dj there from a well-known jazz club in Plymouth and about seven bands playing too! Oh, and my boyfriend is djing the last set too..........so I think I've kinda got to go to make up for the embarrassment I caused last night. The shirt has dried but the internal scars have not yet healed.

This means war.