my favorite response to the craigslist ad:
I am 43 white man disabled, and use access a ride. get me mollested . I am not employed, I live on SSD disability and I am including my recent housing offered post and my old resume to give you an inkling about me. find the parts that are relevant .
as if thats not enough incentive, he...
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I am 43 white man disabled, and use access a ride. get me mollested . I am not employed, I live on SSD disability and I am including my recent housing offered post and my old resume to give you an inkling about me. find the parts that are relevant .
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ive been spending lots of time with my roommate on the couch lately. i think hes trying to hint at something. and yes, he really did this.
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doxie:
Bwahahahahah! Another one.. converted. Tee-hee 
onemorepanic:
rybear is fuckin' brilliant. give him a big molesting hug for me.
show him the pictures too he might like them!
and thank ye for the love.
and yeah sadly she is hawter.
show him the pictures too he might like them!
and thank ye for the love.
and yeah sadly she is hawter.
its official - im breaking up with myself
. . . . she told me its not me, its her
shes just not the person i fell in love with
. . . . that we want different things for our lives
i feel like shes this weight i am dragging
. . . . she needs time away from me to think clearly
ill...
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. . . . she told me its not me, its her
shes just not the person i fell in love with
. . . . that we want different things for our lives
i feel like shes this weight i am dragging
. . . . she needs time away from me to think clearly
ill...
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deathbyopus:
sorry to hear about the breakup with yourself 
and thanks for the great comment, it was a mentally stimulating read and very thought provoking. Thank you
Oh, and yes that was a really messed up story
and thanks for the great comment, it was a mentally stimulating read and very thought provoking. Thank you
Oh, and yes that was a really messed up story
southern comfort is evil
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strongmad:
You apologize to Southern Comfort right now!
It's OK, my golden brown love. She didn't mean it.
It's OK, my golden brown love. She didn't mean it.
lolablu:
Ugh. Gross.
my dearest jeffrey
its now eight years and i cry now like the first time my mom told me on the phone that you were gone. last year was progress. i celebreated the 4th of july. i took a moment out to watch the fireworks alone and think of you. but its now the night before and i sit here gasping for air thinking of...
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its now eight years and i cry now like the first time my mom told me on the phone that you were gone. last year was progress. i celebreated the 4th of july. i took a moment out to watch the fireworks alone and think of you. but its now the night before and i sit here gasping for air thinking of...
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mqx:
You're welcome to come over tomorrow and eat hamburgers and pork ribs if you think it will help.
all men should be castrated
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mikko:
All men should wear mascara.
Wait...
Wait...
calamity:
sometimes.
okay, yeah.
:-/ i'm sorry doll. doesn't sounds good. i send you snakes and many
!
okay, yeah.
:-/ i'm sorry doll. doesn't sounds good. i send you snakes and many
!
i spent the enitre week before my trip to florida preparing myself mentally to see my grandfather. it had been a year since i saw him. he has parkinsons and dementia. i just kept planning my reaction when i said hello grandpa and he would have no idea who i was. turns out, i planned all wrong. he remembered me. there was only one instance...
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lolablu:
Grandparents are amazing.
onemorepanic:
actually it doesn't.
i don't stay at home very much anymore.
sleep at random people homes it seems.
nomad it seems. fran's usually.
me and jake just make a lot of noise.
and definitely. the world (and not getting all weirdo) is what you deserve.
i don't stay at home very much anymore.
sleep at random people homes it seems.
nomad it seems. fran's usually.
me and jake just make a lot of noise.
and definitely. the world (and not getting all weirdo) is what you deserve.
so while i was in florida, i managed to lose my job. its not really like i got fired. ive been temping as a designer at this place for almost 6 months and the past month or so has been really slow. i had to wait until every friday to find out if i had a job the next week. so i called on friday...
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acidslug:
That totally blows. Just keep throwing, eventually something will stick.
the_shine:
It sucks balls but your boss was a shit anyway
im home, safe and sound. i just had the most wonderful conversation with a wonderful guy so im not ready to ruin my night by finally talking about what happened in florida. ill save that for the morning. and even though i didnt die, i admit, i love you guys.
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onemorepanic:
I was going to post a picture of people high fivin'.
but i forgot.
you don't do high fives.
but i forgot.
you don't do high fives.
panthro:
wait, did we talk yesterday? 
hahaha glad you are back alive.
hahaha glad you are back alive.
His game is not that good, so he really needs to shut the fuck up.