allied:
Your iMac is almost as sexy as you. 
I'm so into my MacBook Pro... it's scary!
I'm so into my MacBook Pro... it's scary!
the lady: so, where do you work?
me: i work at, um, fordham
the lady: thats nice. what do you do there?
me: um, im a, um, graphic designer
the lady: do you enjoy working there?
me: um, um, yeah
its kind of hard to have even a simple conversation with a woman whose fingers are inside you examining your uterus
me: i work at, um, fordham
the lady: thats nice. what do you do there?
me: um, im a, um, graphic designer
the lady: do you enjoy working there?
me: um, um, yeah
its kind of hard to have even a simple conversation with a woman whose fingers are inside you examining your uterus
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illstabyou:
That was mean. Funny, but mean.
the_shine:
Ho ha. I guess you got your keys back as I've not heard otherwise? Just leaving to head to D.C. now. Ta for the put up again
im feeling worthless
im feeling sad
i need to do something with my life
something meaningful
preferably soon
im feeling sad
i need to do something with my life
something meaningful
preferably soon
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cocoabutter:
HA! That's awesome.
I know exactly what you mean.
The other day I caught myself humming the these song to the commercial for "Skip it."
Good times.
I know exactly what you mean.
The other day I caught myself humming the these song to the commercial for "Skip it."
Good times.
basil123:
you can give me a cuddle?
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onemorepanic:
I'd replace jealous with intrigued.
And imagine your adorable babies.
And imagine your adorable babies.
acidslug:
awwww
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someone told me tonight that i am ugly
but someone more important told me i am beautiful
ill hold on to the later idea
but someone more important told me i am beautiful
ill hold on to the later idea
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kentclark:
If I tried to keep up with Kiki and her bloke Friday, Saturday, _and_ Sunday, I'd be dead by now. How's your trifecta going?
kentclark:
I'm holding the stopwatch for that race.
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acidevangelist:
I'll say...
the_shine:
Just wash it before you give it back
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kristie:
Why you gotta laugh at Kiki, yo? Baby, there's no need to be jealous. Stella Marie, girl, you're my star!
I make myself ELLLLOOOOHHHHHELLLLL!
Why you gotta laugh at Kiki, yo? Baby, there's no need to be jealous. Stella Marie, girl, you're my star!
I make myself ELLLLOOOOHHHHHELLLLL!
irina:
1. I love that you have an Ani quote as your bio thing.
2. I felt really sad to not be in New York on the 11th. I felt like a traitor. I miss the motherland so much.
2. I felt really sad to not be in New York on the 11th. I felt like a traitor. I miss the motherland so much.
An article from the onion
Five Years Later
NYC Unveils 9/11 Memorial Hole
September 11, 2006
Days before the fifth anniversary of the destruction of New York's World Trade Center by terrorists, city officials gathered on the site where the Twin Towers once stood to dedicate the newly completed 9/11 Memorial Hole.
"From the wreckage and ashes of the World Trade Center, we have created...
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Five Years Later
NYC Unveils 9/11 Memorial Hole
September 11, 2006
Days before the fifth anniversary of the destruction of New York's World Trade Center by terrorists, city officials gathered on the site where the Twin Towers once stood to dedicate the newly completed 9/11 Memorial Hole.
"From the wreckage and ashes of the World Trade Center, we have created...
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illstabyou:
Its funny because there's a lot of truth to it.
i just erased this terrible entry i wrote after talking to the wonderful LolaBlu and feel a bit better now. while talking to her, i get an im from this guy trying to figure out where we know one another from. after a few minutes, we figured it out. i made out with a guy named brock. beat that bitches.
kristie:
Brock??
Can't beat that. You totally win.
Can't beat that. You totally win.