hold on, im rethinking this one
with every possibility and opportunity
comes guaranteed loss and disappointment
comes guaranteed loss and disappointment
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ampersandwich:
.......but hey! Now it's sunny outside!
lolablu:
I guess by "normal" I mean we're going to stop with this separate bedrooms charade. We always just sleep together anyway.
R.I.P, Chipwich.
R.I.P, Chipwich.
forgive me father for i have sinned. its been 27 years since my last confession. i fucked up. i swore i would never willingly be with a man that was in a relationship. i have no one to blame but myself. now, i just wait for karma to get me.
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sophie:
OW!
it's such a crappy spot to be in. mostly because the guilt that comes with deception will torment you. guilt is such an evil monster.
plus, i suspect since you're able to feel guilt, you're actually a kind and loving person. and if you really are trying to put love out there, honesty is going to eventually have to come to the surface.
it's ok. these are the things of human experience. and they all work out in due time. especially if you put your head and your heart into finding a solution.
it's such a crappy spot to be in. mostly because the guilt that comes with deception will torment you. guilt is such an evil monster.
plus, i suspect since you're able to feel guilt, you're actually a kind and loving person. and if you really are trying to put love out there, honesty is going to eventually have to come to the surface.
it's ok. these are the things of human experience. and they all work out in due time. especially if you put your head and your heart into finding a solution.
things that plague my mind at 6 am
cats sleep all day. when they want something, they bitch till they get it. they allow you to love them only when they want it. they wait for you to leave the room to continue doing what you just yelled at them not to do. they trust nobody - especially their own kind. does that just make...
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cats sleep all day. when they want something, they bitch till they get it. they allow you to love them only when they want it. they wait for you to leave the room to continue doing what you just yelled at them not to do. they trust nobody - especially their own kind. does that just make...
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the_reverend:
Bitch can have male connotation. In a kinky kind of way.
That's a good thing
That's a good thing
lolablu:
I have always believed that cats are more intelligent than humans and that they conduct their lives in a much more sensible manner.
tonight i ate so much chocolate cake, i made myself sick. i felt like i was going to vomit, so i went to the bathroom. i figured a few fingers could help it along. i can still feel the scratches of my nail marks on my uvula, but nothing. couldn't get it back up. so tonight, i tip my hat off to the bulimics. man,...
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ampersandwich:
I think the chocolate cake may have been very intelligent & very stubborn. Sometimes you cant make up the mind of cake.
And for anyone who needs help understanding the visuals on this story, here's a diagram:
And for anyone who needs help understanding the visuals on this story, here's a diagram:
lolablu:
Next time try a toothbrush! Or, you know, just let that chocolate cake sit in your tummy where it belongs. 
he called
for a date this weekend
and a project for me to work on
mixing business with pleasure?
oh well
for a date this weekend
and a project for me to work on
mixing business with pleasure?
oh well
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ampersandwich:
yeah, mixing, thats a semi-dangerous thing, eh?
at least youll get a drink & a project!
dont talk dirty about your pelvis to me...I may just call you everytime i wanna know if its gonna rain.
you're a pool shark! go girl, go!!
how HAS the work thing gone?
Y~!
at least youll get a drink & a project!
dont talk dirty about your pelvis to me...I may just call you everytime i wanna know if its gonna rain.
you're a pool shark! go girl, go!!
how HAS the work thing gone?
Y~!
skryche:
I hope he says...
"I've got a project for you... in my pants!"
"I've got a project for you... in my pants!"
ouch. i fell. and not in a good way. thank god it was my left hip, and not the broken one. thats gonna leave a mark. and to top it off, i was holding the cat. ok, i need some peroxide and band-aids.
if he doesnt call tomorrow, well, ill move on like i always do.
im in love, with the world
through the eyes...
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if he doesnt call tomorrow, well, ill move on like i always do.
im in love, with the world
through the eyes...
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ampersandwich:
if he hasnt called yet, he's an ass
and your hip is broken? eh??
did you bruise the cat's hip, too - matching hurtzones?
dont you have pool league tonite?
and your hip is broken? eh??
did you bruise the cat's hip, too - matching hurtzones?
dont you have pool league tonite?
overshadowed:
heh, yeah, that'd help me out a whole lot.
a brand new day
tonight i lit a match
and i threw it on the bed i sleep in
and watched it go up in flames
i watched the fire as it followed me
but i knew i could escape
up to the roof
where i saw a new day beginning
so i climbed the walls
onto another building
to get a better view
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tonight i lit a match
and i threw it on the bed i sleep in
and watched it go up in flames
i watched the fire as it followed me
but i knew i could escape
up to the roof
where i saw a new day beginning
so i climbed the walls
onto another building
to get a better view
and...
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imaginaryrobot:
good poem... does that mean he burned up too so now yours starting over?
(BTW... those panties were nasty!)
(BTW... those panties were nasty!)
the_reverend:
Hey princess.
if you take a nap at 3 in the afternoon and dont wake up till 11pm, is it still considered a nap??
i finally decided to do laundry - im on that brink of no panties again. so i put the darks in one machine, and lights in the other. i tried to be slick putting the whole bag of lights in there and just...
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i finally decided to do laundry - im on that brink of no panties again. so i put the darks in one machine, and lights in the other. i tried to be slick putting the whole bag of lights in there and just...
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boxofficepoison:
Why is panties a link to illstabyou? Feel I'm missing the joke. You around early this week at all?
boxofficepoison:
I get in tomorrow around noon. Drop me your digits. I'm free during the days too.
Oh and I only get to tell about 15% of my stories over this thing. The rest get censored out. Me un-censored, worth seeing.
Oh and I only get to tell about 15% of my stories over this thing. The rest get censored out. Me un-censored, worth seeing.
cunt. cunt. say it. it rolls off your tongue. the best part of the word cunt, is calling a girl that, right to her face. but even better, is saying it, over and over, and meaning it, and her not saying anything, cause deep down, she knows youre right.
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eleven26:
really? is that a problem?
illstabyou:
Can't we al just get along?