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ive been looking for the right words in some song instead of my head
you took the alcohol
you hid the knives
you forgot the razors
dont think i still cant hurt myself
you took the alcohol
you hid the knives
you forgot the razors
dont think i still cant hurt myself
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vitamine:
Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker. Died in June 7, 1967 of sensible old age.
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker. Died in June 7, 1967 of sensible old age.
cklarock:
A real ninja could hurt themselves with even the most innocuous of household appliances.
ive watched rats scurry around the city street for a while now. they dont bother me but i always wondered how i would react if it came out right in front of me. well, i got my answer last night. a rat ran out and by accident, it got kicked by both myself and the_shine. my reaction? i felt terrible and tried to apologize...
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verandi:
i'd settle for a bathtub full of cotton balls. i don't know... i think sleeping in a bathtub would be kind of comfy, under the right circumstances.
idiotsguide:
Are you cutting me loose? Mamby Pamby?
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the_shine:
Ha ha. I m like a mini cult leader. Only I use beer and karaoke to mindwash people!!!
cklarock:
Thank you for brining that hive-cooperative of earth-brood to my attention; they will make fine additions to our earth-chattel breeding farms.
. . . or our DINNER TABLE.
. . . or our DINNER TABLE.
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cklarock:
Hahaha, I live for this shit. 
Do you have an online portfolio? I'm rebuilding mine: www.cklarock.com
Do you have an online portfolio? I'm rebuilding mine: www.cklarock.com
the_shine:
wow fancy. More entertainig than seeing Tron ofr the first time!!!
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idiotsguide:
You meant that for me right?
edaniel:
All you need is a phone, and anyone you want can be brought to you (either by their own free will or your imperious desires). Very simple. A true friend will show, any time of day.
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jordan:
hey. i really wanted to hang out last night. sorry i couldn't. its just been a rough couple of weeks....let's try again sometime 
krrn:
My heart!
My heart!
my roommate wont put the toilet seat down. the first time this week, i said please. the tenth time there was venom in my mouth. now, im not stupid, i look before i sit. but here is how i see it. if a guy left his fly open, it would be a lot easier to just whip it out when he needs to pee. but...
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idiotsguide:
I ate like a pig tonight. Fried Calamari and a meatball sub and one slice of Scicilian...
So much for weight loss...And I wanted to look as fit as possible for next week's wedding.
Time to fast. How was the Mexican feast with the gals?
So much for weight loss...And I wanted to look as fit as possible for next week's wedding.
Time to fast. How was the Mexican feast with the gals?
krrn:
IWANNIT! 
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calamity:
so does this mean "the bitch is back?" ain't nothin' wrong with being loud or sarcastic--i happen to specialize in both. hehe.
can't wait 'til tomorrow night.
♥jess.
ain't nothin' wrong with being loud or sarcastic--i happen to specialize in both. hehe.
can't wait 'til tomorrow night.
♥jess.
acidslug:
Heh. That's the best way to be. I'm a solid B in the person department, other than being a blunt prick. Don't have huge numbers of friends, but those I do I can count on. (to reciprocate, if nothing else.)
im filled with fucking rage right now. my brothers now ex is lucky im not anywhere near her cause i would break her little mousy face. no i wouldnt. i would just tell her the truth - that shes a worthless fucking cold hearted cunt. ive said a million times i believe in karma so im sure there is a guy out there that will...
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the_reverend:
Yeah, that's the mood i'm in. Good luck with that one. Hope yer bro's ok.
allied:
That fucking sucks. Here's wishing your brother is OK, and here's hoping you run into that bitch in a dark alley.
"a passed out something"
i turned into a
and i the only one who thinks that the_shine may have grown wings and flown to NYC himself?
hehe.
i need someone to take me o the zoo. i've never been, and madagascar made me LONG to go.
♥jess.
It's kind of sad, really.
The good news, is that it's ninja spam, so you never see it until you click on it.