you know, for something that really has no effect on my life, i really took it to heart when i read about the miners. i had a good feeling in my heart they would be found alive, like the miners 5 years ago. and when i saw on the news they were alive i felt really relieved.
i dont know if there is anything after you die. i dont fear death. but what i do fear is dying. there are so many terrible ways to go. i fear drowning, burning and being buried alive. there has to be that moment right before death comes in these situations that you know youre going to die, and there is nothing you can do about... Read More
well, its been a shit year. i got fired from my job, was unemployed for way too long, tried to drink myself to death, and ended up in the psych ward. there was some good mixed in with it - mostly you guys ive met from here. the past 2 months have been smooth sailing - i got a job i enjoy and a boy... Read More
Sweet So are you my own personal grammer coach now? 'Cause that would rule. Will that mean that I'll have to address you as "Ma'am"? 'Cause that's kind of hot.
And by those rules, I used it right once and wrong once in the entry... I said "...hopefully it's on it's way out," when it sounds like it was supposed to be "...hopefully it's on its way out."... right?
For some reason, he finds it necessary to request my friendship every fucking day. i tried leaving a nice note to get him to stop, but that didnt seem to work. putting him on ignore hasnt... Read More
christmas over and done with. i just hope the radio stations know that. dont get me wrong, i love the holiday, but if i hear that paul mccartney song one more time, i might have to hurt someone.
my neighbor passed away on christmas eve. we went out for dinner and when we came back, the van from the funeral home was parked out front.... Read More
there is a spot on my gums in the back of my mouth that every time i press my tongue to it, it hurts. so i sit at work all day tonguing it, shooting pain through my mouth. its cancer. i know it is. when it stops hurting, i press it again, just to make sure its still there. shit. why cant i stop doing... Read More
Do you have something stuck between your tooth and your gums?
I was at the dentist once and I overheard him talking to one of his oral hygienists about a man who came in with a pubic hair stuck between his tooth and his gums.
Sometimes on the weekends I wake to a monkey beside me. He scratches at his eyes, and twists and turns, I can't really tell if he's sleeping or not, even when he picks at my hair trying to find the non-existent lice. I can't claim to know much about monkeys. Monkey's sure are weird. But I don't mind this monkey. Hes my favorite monkey. I... Read More
a man goes into see a doctor.
doctor says, whats the problem?
well, i keep having these silent farts!
like right now. i just had one. i can't help it
it just comes. there, i did it again, another
silent fart, that's 2. oops. make it 3 silent farts
now in 20 seconds. doc, can you help me?
the doctor says, well i think i've found the problem!
yeah doc, what is it?
well firstly, your'e going deaf!
To ' We've done it again'