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miscommunication: Lack of clear or adequate communication
atrocity: saying those 12 miners are alive when all but one died

the_shine:
Personally I want the U.S army to change the term 'friendly fire'

To ' We've done it again'
vitamine:
well, if you believe in miracles you start believing all sorts of things people tell ya
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i guess miracles can happen
see below
they just found 12 of them alive

now i can sleep better
panthro:
you know, for something that really has no effect on my life, i really took it to heart when i read about the miners. i had a good feeling in my heart they would be found alive, like the miners 5 years ago. and when i saw on the news they were alive i felt really relieved.
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i dont know if there is anything after you die. i dont fear death. but what i do fear is dying. there are so many terrible ways to go. i fear drowning, burning and being buried alive. there has to be that moment right before death comes in these situations that you know youre going to die, and there is nothing you can do about...
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well, its been a shit year. i got fired from my job, was unemployed for way too long, tried to drink myself to death, and ended up in the psych ward. there was some good mixed in with it - mostly you guys ive met from here. the past 2 months have been smooth sailing - i got a job i enjoy and a boy...
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eleven26:
Sweet smile So are you my own personal grammer coach now? 'Cause that would rule. Will that mean that I'll have to address you as "Ma'am"? 'Cause that's kind of hot.

And by those rules, I used it right once and wrong once in the entry... I said "...hopefully it's on it's way out," when it sounds like it was supposed to be "...hopefully it's on its way out."... right?
lolablu:
When I get back in New York, which will be in a couple of weeks, I am going to give you all my lovin'.
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the_shine:
Pink bunny for him.


How suitible 'allegedly'
serendipitous:
Thanks for the b-day wishes! I'm glad things seem to have chilled for you. wink

Have a great 2006!
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SG HALL OF SHAME

Well kids, the year is almost over, but there is enough room to let one more loser in!!! The final loser of the year???

dots64

For some reason, he finds it necessary to request my friendship every fucking day. i tried leaving a nice note to get him to stop, but that didnt seem to work. putting him on ignore hasnt...
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gina:
thats got to be the funniest shit Ive ever seen

I wish the assholes who spy on me from work would leave a profile so I could do that shit

your my hero

xoxo
after_monday:
Well, you aren't a candidate for the Winner's circle either. Calling someone out the way you did. Way to be kid, way to be.
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christmas over and done with. i just hope the radio stations know that. dont get me wrong, i love the holiday, but if i hear that paul mccartney song one more time, i might have to hurt someone.

my neighbor passed away on christmas eve. we went out for dinner and when we came back, the van from the funeral home was parked out front....
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illstabyou:
Well ... I still have a present to give you. tongue
kristie:
Uh oh. Lost bath pictures. The lighting is just so sexy in there! Makes you feel all goddess like. lol
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there is a spot on my gums in the back of my mouth that every time i press my tongue to it, it hurts. so i sit at work all day tonguing it, shooting pain through my mouth. its cancer. i know it is. when it stops hurting, i press it again, just to make sure its still there. shit. why cant i stop doing...
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lolablu:
Do you have something stuck between your tooth and your gums?

I was at the dentist once and I overheard him talking to one of his oral hygienists about a man who came in with a pubic hair stuck between his tooth and his gums.
nefaria:
i miss your face...
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Sometimes on the weekends I wake to a monkey beside me. He scratches at his eyes, and twists and turns, I can't really tell if he's sleeping or not, even when he picks at my hair trying to find the non-existent lice. I can't claim to know much about monkeys. Monkey's sure are weird. But I don't mind this monkey. Hes my favorite monkey. I...
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cklarock:
Can he breathe in our Earth atmosphere when you take his space helmet off?
drunkinpublic:
Monkey love... Awesome!
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jesus fuck. ive got nothing to say. can someone write an entry for me?????
overshadowed:
Still no wink
panthro:
well i can give ya a joke to use.

a man goes into see a doctor.
doctor says, whats the problem?
well, i keep having these silent farts!
like right now. i just had one. i can't help it
it just comes. there, i did it again, another
silent fart, that's 2. oops. make it 3 silent farts
now in 20 seconds. doc, can you help me?

the doctor says, well i think i've found the problem!
yeah doc, what is it?
well firstly, your'e going deaf!

it's not good, but it's all i got!