ive been wanting to meet KikiBH for a while now. last weekend i was drunk and emailed her i was coming down to visit. and she said yes!! so friday after work, i hopped on a train, and there started my adventure.
everything was going very smoothly until we were one stop away from dc. the conductor said we had to stop for a while due to police activity on the tracks. after a few minutes, we were told the train couldnt go any further and we could take the metro to get to union station. i heard the conductor talking to someone and it turned out that some fucknut jumped infront of a train and got killed so i guess no trains could go through till they got the persons remains off the track. some people are so fucking selfish. so i get off the train and call kiki to see if she wants to pick me up or if i should take the metro.
*dial number* beep beep beep - the number you have dialed is not a working number
huh? i call my roommate back in ny and have him go into my email and get the right number for me.
*dial number* beep beep beep - the number you have dialed is not a working number
this is where a bit of panic sets in. somehow, i have the wrong number. thats ok, ill get on the metro and she'll call. im on the metro. she hasnt called. i had to transfer stations and missed the stop cause there was this cute boy from the amtrak train on the subway and i just assumed he was going to union station also. i ended up in a cab and made it to union station. i dont see her.
its at this point i realize that they are all at a bar right now laughing at me and this was the cruelest joke ever. i call the roommate again. i had him im someone to call me cause i cant find kiki. he said - whats her name? i said kiki. KIKI!!!!!!!! i found her!!!!!! shes just as adorable in person. i think the first thing i said was - i need a drink. we went to a bar near the station and her hubby MrGoose met us there. i had told him i was coming down to steal his wife but he was still very kind to me. we had a few drinks, heard a few bad jokes and called it a night. between the lack of sleep and food, i was a bit of a mess.
quick rewind in time -
when i told my mom i was going to meet her, this was the conversation:
mom- is she a lesbian?
me- no mom, shes not a lesbian
mom- does she know youre not a lesbian
me - yes mom, she knows. shes married
mom - are they going to try to have sex with you?
i told kiki that conversation just to make sure they werent bringing me down there to have their way with me. sadly, they didnt. i didnt bring a "thanks for having me in your home" gift so i looked around when i went to 7-11 and got them a bottle of whipped cream. it made kiki laugh. i tried all weekend to make her laugh cause its the most amazing laugh and completely infectious.
now we are hitting the cliff notes version of the trip. we went out saturday night and i got to meet the lovely laceyglove and her even lovelier wife mAllenfoto. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting laceyglove, dont make jesus jokes. i havent met anyone who loved jesus that much since mary magdalene. we had a great time drinking, playing pool and on our hunt for apple pie. now that im thinking about it, why was there no making out?
the next day, the goose egg went for a tattoo and i went shopping with KikiBH and kentclark. he does special operatives work for the cia to counteract terrorism so i cant really talk much about him here for fears of blowing his cover, but i can tell you, that man knows his fashion.
the trip was too short, but that only makes me look forward to seeing them all again. for all the bitching and complaining everybody does about this site and what its become, i had the pleasure to meet five wonderful people because of it and meet my napping soulmate.
feeding the koi at the arboretum
kiki's secret place
bonsai daniel son
hot mamas . . .
. . . and their hot boobies
KikiBH and mAllenfoto
dc is the land of equal opportunity
me & my girl
me and secret agent kentclark. i have to protect his identity. he actually looks nothing like richard nixon. in the left corner is the watergate hotel. we had sex there after - but i wore the nixon mask.
next time - naps, swinging from chandeliers AND making out!!!
everything was going very smoothly until we were one stop away from dc. the conductor said we had to stop for a while due to police activity on the tracks. after a few minutes, we were told the train couldnt go any further and we could take the metro to get to union station. i heard the conductor talking to someone and it turned out that some fucknut jumped infront of a train and got killed so i guess no trains could go through till they got the persons remains off the track. some people are so fucking selfish. so i get off the train and call kiki to see if she wants to pick me up or if i should take the metro.
*dial number* beep beep beep - the number you have dialed is not a working number
huh? i call my roommate back in ny and have him go into my email and get the right number for me.
*dial number* beep beep beep - the number you have dialed is not a working number
this is where a bit of panic sets in. somehow, i have the wrong number. thats ok, ill get on the metro and she'll call. im on the metro. she hasnt called. i had to transfer stations and missed the stop cause there was this cute boy from the amtrak train on the subway and i just assumed he was going to union station also. i ended up in a cab and made it to union station. i dont see her.
its at this point i realize that they are all at a bar right now laughing at me and this was the cruelest joke ever. i call the roommate again. i had him im someone to call me cause i cant find kiki. he said - whats her name? i said kiki. KIKI!!!!!!!! i found her!!!!!! shes just as adorable in person. i think the first thing i said was - i need a drink. we went to a bar near the station and her hubby MrGoose met us there. i had told him i was coming down to steal his wife but he was still very kind to me. we had a few drinks, heard a few bad jokes and called it a night. between the lack of sleep and food, i was a bit of a mess.
quick rewind in time -
when i told my mom i was going to meet her, this was the conversation:
mom- is she a lesbian?
me- no mom, shes not a lesbian
mom- does she know youre not a lesbian
me - yes mom, she knows. shes married
mom - are they going to try to have sex with you?
i told kiki that conversation just to make sure they werent bringing me down there to have their way with me. sadly, they didnt. i didnt bring a "thanks for having me in your home" gift so i looked around when i went to 7-11 and got them a bottle of whipped cream. it made kiki laugh. i tried all weekend to make her laugh cause its the most amazing laugh and completely infectious.
now we are hitting the cliff notes version of the trip. we went out saturday night and i got to meet the lovely laceyglove and her even lovelier wife mAllenfoto. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting laceyglove, dont make jesus jokes. i havent met anyone who loved jesus that much since mary magdalene. we had a great time drinking, playing pool and on our hunt for apple pie. now that im thinking about it, why was there no making out?
the next day, the goose egg went for a tattoo and i went shopping with KikiBH and kentclark. he does special operatives work for the cia to counteract terrorism so i cant really talk much about him here for fears of blowing his cover, but i can tell you, that man knows his fashion.
the trip was too short, but that only makes me look forward to seeing them all again. for all the bitching and complaining everybody does about this site and what its become, i had the pleasure to meet five wonderful people because of it and meet my napping soulmate.
feeding the koi at the arboretum
kiki's secret place
bonsai daniel son
hot mamas . . .
. . . and their hot boobies
KikiBH and mAllenfoto
dc is the land of equal opportunity
me & my girl
me and secret agent kentclark. i have to protect his identity. he actually looks nothing like richard nixon. in the left corner is the watergate hotel. we had sex there after - but i wore the nixon mask.
next time - naps, swinging from chandeliers AND making out!!!
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lolablu:
Hey... can I borrow that Nixon mask? 
kentclark:
You are, though!