stella_marie

so, ive been saying for how long that my roommates gay but never 100% positive, until last night . . .

sunday night i went out so i asked ryan to tape my shows for me. last night i sat down to watch desperate housewives. there was some new show on after that so i turned it off. i started watching tv and that new show called what about brian was on. i liked it, so i figured i would watch what ryan taped after desperate housewives. so i start watching it, then ryan started flipping channels as it was taping. so im home alone yelling at the screen for him to stop. and he did. its a commercial for some sex chat line. this guy is giving another guy a blow job!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!! ryan really is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i freaked out and turned it off and called my mom and told her. while i was talking to her, i put it back on and pressed fast forward. god, i dont know how long he was watching this for - i just hope he got it all in the sock and not on the couch. so ryan gets home and asked if i watched desperate housewives and i said yes. he asked if i watched the show after. i didnt want him to know that i knew he was gay and jerking off to gay phone sex lines on our couch so i said no. a few seconds later he said - so you didnt see the man on man sex line commercials i taped for you?? hello, my name is stella_marie, and i just got punked












by ryan