this weekend, a friend of mine had a party in brooklyn. she got a new roommate so they threw his "im living in a new place" and her "my first gay roommate" party. you know what a party full of gay men listening to madonna looks like??
anywho, i was out on the balcony having a smoke with my my favorite gay and talking to another guy who was sitting and when i ashed, it landed on his pant leg. i leaned over and blew the ash off his pants i told him i didnt want it to leave a mark. he just looked at me funny. so i said, well, now i can say i blew a gay guy tonight with a big smile on my face. he told me that would be great only he's not gay. um. oops.
so, on to a new and better me. there have been a lot of things about myself im not happy about lately and have been too fucking lazy to change. well, not today. i have to do it, for myself. either that or start breaking mirrors and wearing elastic pants. im not going to set some high goal for myself here and not live up to it. i know what i want and im gonna get it if it kills me.
ever read or hear a story that you think is really funny when there is nothing funny about it? here is one. oh come on, nobody is looking. maybe im just sick.
im quite jovial today. my boss wasnt in the office. she was out sick today. im hoping cancer, but its probably just a cold. hey, a girl can dream, cant she?? i discovered the most amazing thing today. i got to work, started working immediately, went to lunch and worked all the day through till everyone had left. turns out when joan crawford isnt there, i actually like my job.
what a lovely wire hanger you have mommy dearest. mind if i wrap it around your throat?
wait, wait, wait, good thoughts only tonight.
i'll leave you with two great pictures of my roommate that totally prove the boy is not gay
goodnight kiddies
I was thinking this morning how I totally miss you hon. I haven't seen you in a billion years.
I too, plan on seeing my friends this spring break. I miss them all a lot. Stupid work and school ruining it all for me to see friends.
boom ,boom