stein

i spent the weekend in toronto and buffalo. it was a rather wild time. i spent most of my days sleeping and all of my nights completely shit-faced. what more can you ask for? well there are of course things i could have asked for, but no night is complete. no end is perfect.

i met an assload of old alchoholic men in buffalo who had no problem buying me tons of drinks for knowing kids the used to coach in little leaugue football. i kept a son from killing his dad while i was there (no heroics, just a little smooth talking). i can't really remember everything that happened.

in toronto i played the crazy drunk american card and got away with murder (metaphorically). i made several friends and i have no idea where the cops hang out in downtown toronto, but i would have seen one if they were anywhere within shouting distance. i didn't see any of them so they must have been sleeping or something. i don't want to give off the impression that i was a total asshole. my army friends and i kept hearing what nice guys we were, so there must be some really big assholes in the world and by comparison, we just came across as ocassionaly impolite. we had no tact. i know that.

i had a good time and we plan on conquering a new city next weekend, so stay tuned. i think its time for jersey to be amazed.