steelbender

i think i might stay off the boards for a bit. every time i post a comment it gets taken the wrong way and someone gets grosssed out or i get called smarmy (what ever the hell that is) or it seems to kill the activity of the thread.

So i decided to entertain my self and start my own topic which i will continue to update. feel free to post any comments.since it is not on the boards it will only affect those who wander here by mistake or are dangerously curious.

My Perfect Woman Will

...not be judgemental of myself,herself or others.
...feel free to call me a dumb ass whenever necessary and sometimes when it's not.
...not put herself above others or let others walk all over her.
...definately have a spunky and fiesty attitude.
...have the patience to put up with my bullshit.
...be out going, fun loving, and spontaneous.
...be intelligent but not make everyone around her feel stupid.
...be able to be silly and giggly.
...not get offended when i walk by and give her a playfull slap on the ass for no particular reason at all.
...know to leave me alone for a bit when something is bothering me before she presses the point to talk about it.
...appreciate the little things i do for her such as home made love notes and greeting cards.
...like that i am a very tactile person and like to do things like rub my thumb against her skin while we hold hands.
...appreciate the value of cursing and use it without being utterly vulgar all the time.(sometimes it is totally okay

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...be able to be playfull sexy as well as intense and passionate when we get down and dirty(not necessarily at the same time).
...have a definate sense of style and fashion but not caught up in the trendy trap.
...have the perfect shoes (very important and to be discussed in detail at a later date).
...have her own ideas about the world we live in and frequently express them sometimes in appropiately.
...share my interest in various things ie. art, music , movies, the outdoors.
...be open minded and willing to listen to opposing ideas wether she agrees with them or not.
...not agree with everything i say.
...be selfreliant and emotionally stable but will allow me to do things for her and can be goofy.
...have a sense of humor possibly a little on the demented or off color side.
...kick me in the ass when i need it and know when she needs to give me a little time.
...not be racist, full of hate, greedy, snobby, or full of herself.
... like animals particularly dogs.
...be creative in any kind of manner.
...be loving and kind.
...want children. number to be determind when she comes along.
...be able to teach me new things as well as correct me on things i should already know (but not in an anal retentive obsessive compulsive way).
...not get freaked out when i just laugh for no reason because i just remembered something funny.
...be able to tolerate that some of my best friends are girls.
...will be able to handle me joking with her as well as throw it right back at me.
...like to travel.
...be able to be agressive at times and not be a control freak and try to run my life.
...understand that i tend to show my love and tend not to be so vocal about it.
...realize that if she has a particular problem with something i have done that offends her that it may not have been intentional and that she can come to me staight forward about it.
...realize that our relationship is based on friendship and that she can speak to me about anything.
...appreciate the spontanaiety of a quickie and endulge in an all day love affair once in a while.(calling in sick to work is optional).
...be sultry not slutty.
...be a temptress and a tease.


to be continued