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Monday Sep 26, 2005

Sep 26, 2005
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THE WAR ON PORN!!!!

Today I was aproached by a rather young and stupid man. I had arrived early to my jobsite and decided to park on a side street nearby and read some more of the Goblet of Fire. Quite a good book I must say. The young and stupid man came out of his store with a friend of his and looked at me. His dog came close to my car and I looked at it. He yelled at his dog a bit to get off the road. Enough time had passed so I departed the little side street and drove over to the jobsite(a truckyard)

The young and stupid man followed me into the truck site. He drove his crappy little van a small ways behind me and when I got out of my car he drove up beside me and started to yell. "what the hell were you doing watching my shop" said the young and stupid man. I of course was rather confused "shop? what shop?" I asked the young and stupid man. "My shop, you were parked in front of it" he screeched, and then I understood "I was reading"

He seemed rather confused at my response I was obviously not allowed to read in front of his shop. "Why did you park in front of my shop" he asked rather stupidly. Reading obviously not the answer he was looking for. "I was early for work, and when I am early I sit over here and read" I explained with a smile on my face. It all came to light after that, His father you see (owner of the shop) is going through a rather messy divorce and he thought I must be a decidedly evil private detective spying on the shop that belonged not to him but to his father.

I assured him that I was no such thing and explained my story to him again just to make sure he understood. He explained his story again twice for reasons I have yet to figure out. There was no apology for the accusation but I really did not expect one. I kinda wonder what he and his father were doing in that little shop that required fears of decidedly evil private detectives watching their every move.

You could try and argue that my little story has nothing to do with the war on pornography but to my mind it has most everything.

Like, Oh I don't know, Human STUPIDITY

"Quickly now, the people have noticed that we really fucked up that whole hurricane thing we have to find something to distract them"
"CHILD PORN everyone hates that"
"no no no, we did that one, it won't work again"
"Syria, they've been asking for it"
"didn't you read the schedule, Syria is next quarter"
"oh.....I saw this movie of a girl tied up one time, she didn't like it"
"PERFECT"

Why fix the problem when you can point the finger at something different and far away. It's the most human solution in the book. "what...it's not my fault, HEY look over there something else!!"

It's really hard to not be surprised when something stupid like this happens. It is my long stated belief that humans are stupid and they should die. I try to distance myself from people for obvious reasons. They hurt my head, the stupid words actions and beliefs are often times too much to take. There have got to be better things they could spend their money on.

Here I thought I could write up something long and smart and such about the evils of humanity but I can't much get past my silly little story and a small rant. My head is just too pissed off .-.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
pharcyde:
"is my long stated belief that humans are stupid and they should die."

i couldnt agree more.
Sep 26, 2005
clidna:
No no no honey... it's, "Look, something shiny!"

You'd be surprised at how often that one works.
Sep 27, 2005

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