stealth_moose

Sometimes I'm so proud of myself

BACKSTORY
I rent, the house has a driveway but the other people (main floor and top floor) pay for the driveway as a portion of their rent. Thus I am required to park on the street (I do not have a problem with this)

THE EVENT
Had to drive into office today (it's my weekend) to drop off my timesheet (I forgot .-.) When I arrive at my car this old lady walks out onto her porch and begins to yell at me. "This is not a parking lot you know" "I see your car here more often than any of the others, If I see it here again I'm going to call the police" "Don't you have a driveway, you should park there, I bought this house for a reason. I have to walk with a cane and everyone parks there." She said other stuff too but it was a conversation by that point.

Now I'm like every other person. When some old hag starts yelling at me for idiotic reasons I want to do the most reasonable thing. I wanted to stab her in the face, in a downward motion.... nose to jaw style. It'll take her a while to die that way.

When you think about it; Face stabby only provides a temporary sense of joy. Wanting something a little more lasting I decided on the next best route. I don't think I could have been more sickeningly pleasant to this sack of bones if I tried. "oh Im so sorry" "this is a public parking area, I'm unable to park in my driveway it is filled by the other tenants" "no i don't know any of the other people who park here, Im afraid you'll have to try to run into them as well" "I can assure you that I will not park in front of your house again, there are other places I can go"

At this point came the joy, Sac'o'bones was quite rude in the beginning and I could see it in her face the regret for yelling at me as she did. There were many apologies and wishing me a good day and then I was off.

You'd think this would be the end of it bwahahahaha

I made my trip to work, and on my way back stopped in to say hello to the bonebag (parked now not near her house.) "You know, when I was out driving I got to thinking, maybe you could talk to the town if people parking here are giving you so much trouble, get them to place a handicapped designation on the street right in front of your house" "I'm not sure if you noticed, but that was really mean and rude threatening to call the cops just because I park there. The reason you see my car the most is because I work during the night. I'm not normally out in the daytime the sun hurting my eyes as much as it does" ((docs tell me to avoid it and wear dark glasses))

So much could you see in this lady how sorry she felt, more and more apologies given, excuses as to recent health troubles and children having problems when trying to visit or something. Since she was starting to ramble I opened my way up to leave "well I really don't want to keep you madam, It's hot enough outside to kill you so Ill let you get back in where it's cool, I really hope you have a good day" again with the more apologies for her actions and the words saying how good a person I was and such (meaningless really)

And then I was off heading back home dancing inside my head. I won; stupid meatsack thinks she can talk to me all rude, I showed her.

bwahahahah *dances*