The hidden realities.
h'okay, So this guy writes a book A Biography. Calls it a Million Little Pieces. It chronicles his adventures in a drug induced spiral of doom and the harrowing climb back to normalcy. It's an ok book by all accounts, so ok that it gets noticed by the all powerfull Oprah (a demigod of this realm or something). Oprah has a book club, She put the million pieces on her list. Talked a bunch with the author in a way only oprah can, sales skyrocketed, villagers rejoiced.
Smoking gun dot com investigated this book and found some of the biographical facts to be false, exaggerations and lies. Doom doom doom. Author gets called to case, the people want to know "WTF"
Oprah freaks out, spindoctors are summoned, it is decided that the book MUST be saved, and as such the reputation of zee book club. Author is in interview with larry king(an elder god perhaps) getting grilled about his lies when kind and benevolent oprah calls in to save his butt. overlying message of the book of redemption and struggle and whatnot are still seen as good things by the oprah(her spindocs) and the book is saved
But the people did not rejoice. They were lied to and spent all this money that oprah told them to spend for a tome of lies. Several days later the doctors notice this, the people are not happy, we should not have saved the book, the people will turn away from oprah. So she hauls the author onto her show and tears one and several strips from his hide.
I continually make the mistake of watching CNN. There is ocasionally a scrap of relevant newsstuffs. it does not happen often.
I do think it's amusing, I saw the scrap of larry king where oprah called in to save fey's butt. You just know that when word got to her that the book had some inconsistancies with reality she stomped on a hampster or something.
h'okay, So this guy writes a book A Biography. Calls it a Million Little Pieces. It chronicles his adventures in a drug induced spiral of doom and the harrowing climb back to normalcy. It's an ok book by all accounts, so ok that it gets noticed by the all powerfull Oprah (a demigod of this realm or something). Oprah has a book club, She put the million pieces on her list. Talked a bunch with the author in a way only oprah can, sales skyrocketed, villagers rejoiced.
Smoking gun dot com investigated this book and found some of the biographical facts to be false, exaggerations and lies. Doom doom doom. Author gets called to case, the people want to know "WTF"
Oprah freaks out, spindoctors are summoned, it is decided that the book MUST be saved, and as such the reputation of zee book club. Author is in interview with larry king(an elder god perhaps) getting grilled about his lies when kind and benevolent oprah calls in to save his butt. overlying message of the book of redemption and struggle and whatnot are still seen as good things by the oprah(her spindocs) and the book is saved
But the people did not rejoice. They were lied to and spent all this money that oprah told them to spend for a tome of lies. Several days later the doctors notice this, the people are not happy, we should not have saved the book, the people will turn away from oprah. So she hauls the author onto her show and tears one and several strips from his hide.
I continually make the mistake of watching CNN. There is ocasionally a scrap of relevant newsstuffs. it does not happen often.
I do think it's amusing, I saw the scrap of larry king where oprah called in to save fey's butt. You just know that when word got to her that the book had some inconsistancies with reality she stomped on a hampster or something.
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freakpirate:
I'm sure Cheney will be sitting backstage with a choke collar and a tin of liver biscuits for him.
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