Those assholes on "Friends" say "Oh, My God!" so much you could make a terrifying drinking game.
Godzilla 2000 has the best ending to a movie, ever.
The evil spaceship/mutant monster tries to give Gojira head, but, he ain't havin' none of that and uses his fire breath to destroy it. Homoerotic, yet manly.
Then the bad [human] guy decides to have a macho stand-off with Godzilla, lights a cigarette and starts laughing in his face. He is immediately killed. Katagiriiiiiiiiii!!!!
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The evil spaceship/mutant monster tries to give Gojira head, but, he ain't havin' none of that and uses his fire breath to destroy it. Homoerotic, yet manly.
Then the bad [human] guy decides to have a macho stand-off with Godzilla, lights a cigarette and starts laughing in his face. He is immediately killed. Katagiriiiiiiiiii!!!!
"We...
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huk:
It's funny how Godzilla can destroy Tokyo every few years. They must be rebuilding like mad. There has to be some creative tie or inspiration between Godzilla and their frequent earthquakes there.
heh. bruce leroy.
heh. bruce leroy.
sloane1:
Happy Birthday! 
How sad to be tortured with fake holiday phoneyness and family bonding on your birthday.
Did ya get any good presents?
How sad to be tortured with fake holiday phoneyness and family bonding on your birthday.
Did ya get any good presents?
I fucking love Paula's Home Cooking on the Food Network. She's that perfect, old, Southern woman who calls everyone Shugah. And you just know she has a big, beautiful garden behind her house. I'm gonna marry that woman. And Alton Brown. But, I'll have to convert to some queer form of Mormonism for that.
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sloane1:
buttermilk biscuits, oh, heaven. One of my favorite things in the whole world: buttermilk biscuit and grit sandwiches 
No caviar for me, give me homestyle. see, this is why we have Elvis, and then we have fat Elvis.
Stop making me hungry, boy.
No caviar for me, give me homestyle. see, this is why we have Elvis, and then we have fat Elvis.
Stop making me hungry, boy.
sloane1:
I have, indeed! I make a mean peanut butter and banana sandwich. The trick is you have to toast the bread before you put on the PB and bananas, that way it doesn't get soggy when fried. The banana melts and has the consistency of jelly. Actually fried PB&J (with strawberry jelly!) sandwiches are really good too - you can get them in downtown Memphis. At BB King's restaurant a fried PB&J sandwich is like ten bucks. Poor BB, he lost all credibility with me when I saw his ten dollar PB&J, of course the Burger King ads didn't help either. 
Watching a rerun of Conan on Comedy Central. Dolly Parton looks amazing. She must be close to 60 or more. Loads of fucking plastic surgery.
I have to go to Dollywood again.
I have to go to Dollywood again.
stormy:
conan o brien is my boyfriend. he just doesnt know it yet
Lene Lovich's New Toy song in a target commercial for children's toys. I think the song's about having a sugar daddy.
I got a rent boy, oh ay oh, to keep my head expanding, ta.
I got a rent boy, oh ay oh, to keep my head expanding, ta.
sloane1:
The man likes his rice.
You forgot rice and beans.
You forgot rice and beans.
I wonder if there's an SG CD swap. Like the metafilter CD swap.
annysia:
"So, how, exactly, is a raven like a writing desk?"
I wish I knew.
dunno if there's any CD swaps.
I wish I knew.
dunno if there's any CD swaps.
mmm, I just made a pizza. I don't know how people can bother with delievery pizza when it's so easy to roll your own. Especially if you have a stand mixer (I 
my kitchenaid). It's so intensely better tasting. And cheap. 5lbs of flour for 1.50$.
Simple dough of flour, water, yeast, kosher salt. Proofed in a bath of olive oil. Slices of seasonal tomatoes...
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my kitchenaid). It's so intensely better tasting. And cheap. 5lbs of flour for 1.50$.
Simple dough of flour, water, yeast, kosher salt. Proofed in a bath of olive oil. Slices of seasonal tomatoes...
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I'm wondering when we get to see more naked Spike on Angel. What happened to weekly nekkid Spike? I don't really want it, but I keep expecting 30 minutes an episode of shirtless James Marsters. Fucking forty-something and he looks like that. I need to buy a bowflex.
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sloane1:
you know you want more shirtless spike.
naked spike is good. way better than naked angel, DB disproves that whole "vampire don't age and get love handles" theory - yick!
naked spike is good. way better than naked angel, DB disproves that whole "vampire don't age and get love handles" theory - yick!
sloane1:
I think it's the same reasoning as season 6 on Buffy, the show's kind of sucking, so the only way they can keep people watching is baring skin.
"Now that Sunnydale's been sucked into oblivion, we must lure in Buffy viewers. But how?"
"Suspenseful plots?"
"State of the art special effects?"
"A romance?"
"Gratutious nudity?"
"That's it!"
"But who wants to look at David's blubber?"
"James, naked James will lure them in."
Now, if only he'd pose for suicideboys...
"Now that Sunnydale's been sucked into oblivion, we must lure in Buffy viewers. But how?"
"Suspenseful plots?"
"State of the art special effects?"
"A romance?"
"Gratutious nudity?"
"That's it!"
"But who wants to look at David's blubber?"
"James, naked James will lure them in."
Now, if only he'd pose for suicideboys...
Do you know the rules, the do's and the don'ts for happy, happy living?
I wonder how I can change the profile pic back to the default. I don't want to look at my pasty face.
I wonder how I can change the profile pic back to the default. I don't want to look at my pasty face.
poetik:
Good question... I just tried on my profile, but I couldn't...
silencenoir:
I don't think you actually can. **scratches head**
So, I broke down and bought an acct. I don't know whether to be displeased with my ninja skills getting me free access to the porn here or the ninja skills of the usenet newsfroup that gets free xxx passwords gratis for people who want to look at porn here. Either way, I'm very glad to see that Erin/Veronica has grown her pubic hair out...
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silencenoir:
welcome to SG.