Eating something using crackers makes everything taste better.
There is nothing quite like vomiting in a trashcan when you wake up hungover. At least my calico baby girl was concerned for me. Following me into the bathroom when I cleaned up and back into my bedroom. To stare at my door, for some sort of cat-reason.
Sidenote, does fucking anyone on this planet understand a goddamn thing that happens on SD Gundam or...
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sloane1:
Last time I puked, my cat was trying sniff and lick it 
He also likes to watch men pee. Kinky bastard.
Sidenote, does fucking anyone on this planet understand a goddamn thing that happens on SD Gundam or The Big O? Anyone, anywhere?
I don't even know what your talking about. sorry.
He also likes to watch men pee. Kinky bastard.
Sidenote, does fucking anyone on this planet understand a goddamn thing that happens on SD Gundam or The Big O? Anyone, anywhere?
I don't even know what your talking about. sorry.
sloane1:
P.s. I want to get a Beat Happening album, which is the best to get?
I hate phones.
They're like alarm clocks that anyone, anywhere can set off at anytime. The only way telephones could be worse is if the ringtone was a Wesley Willis song.
[ SCENE. BEDROOM. MORNING. ]
Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
[ fumble. ]
Hello?
Suck a tiger's cock!
[ EXEUNT. ]
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They're like alarm clocks that anyone, anywhere can set off at anytime. The only way telephones could be worse is if the ringtone was a Wesley Willis song.
[ SCENE. BEDROOM. MORNING. ]
Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
[ fumble. ]
Hello?
Suck a tiger's cock!
[ EXEUNT. ]
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sugarpill:
down with phones.
sloane1:
Oh and Suck a tiger's cock!
I'm not confused by this. Nope, nope, nope.
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I'm not confused by this. Nope, nope, nope.
[Edited on Jan 14, 2004 3:44PM]
Woohoo!@#$ My piece of shit car got a flat that I had to drive on to get it home! YEAH!!! And since it's a fucking 89 dodge vegematic, there's really no sense in getting a new tire. The damned thing is so fucked up, I'm just going to donate it. Thankfully, I'm only weeks late in being able to get a tax refund for donating...
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scattershot:
hahaha I thought you said peirce of shit car.
sloane1:
You could do something wild and crazy and masturbate to pictures of naked ladies, and not cardigan-ed ones such as myself 
Dave Foley in drag makes me question my sexuality.
I just wanna do David Bowie. Sexuality be damned.
David Schwimmer needs to be set on fire and sodomized with a curling iron.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
I just wanna do David Bowie. Sexuality be damned.
David Schwimmer needs to be set on fire and sodomized with a curling iron.
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know.
These are the Daves I know.
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sloane1:
Ok. Just don't call me Boadicea.
scattershot:
my names not dave.
Who needs sudafed when you have vodka.
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sloane1:
Indeed, they are. Most men talk a lot of shit about sex, but when it comes down to it they're invested in the social rituals of dating. Bah. Humbug.
Clearly I need a slutty man.
Clearly I need a slutty man.
sloane1:
Where are you? Get on SG and entertain me dammit! 
I need to shut the fuck up alot more often.
And do that thing where you crack your neck by slowly stretching it side to side. You know, the kung fu thing.
And do that thing where you crack your neck by slowly stretching it side to side. You know, the kung fu thing.
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cedar:
i love that photo of the shopping cart in you candids...did you take that?
scattershot:
I've done that kung fu thing but never as loud as those guys in the movies.
According to their imdb profiles, both Andy Dick and Jon Lovitz are straight. I feel betrayed. I wonder if Harvey Fierstein is secretly straight - just acting gay for connections and prestige.
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sloane1:
It's hilarious you mention Jon Lovitz: he's been my favorite celebrity punching bag recently.
sloane1:
Because you are lord of the dance?
mreh?
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jerrythirteen:
Random comment: loved the Fibonacci sequence reference in that comment you made, which is why I'm here. I also liked the JTHM picture. And the Lene Lovitch reference is even better.
But "mreh?"...I just don't get it.
Oh well...cheers, mate.
But "mreh?"...I just don't get it.
Oh well...cheers, mate.
sloane1:
Nope, haven't seen that version.
Transvestites rock. But I don't think I'll be having "man troubles" with that variety anytime soon - not my type. Well, except for David Johanson
Transvestites rock. But I don't think I'll be having "man troubles" with that variety anytime soon - not my type. Well, except for David Johanson
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I should quit drinking.
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I should quit drinking.
stavrogin:
I really need to quit drinking.
stavrogin:
Edited to say:
I really need to stop drinking.
[Edited on Jan 01, 2004 8:09AM]
I really need to stop drinking.
[Edited on Jan 01, 2004 8:09AM]