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My two year old newphew is too amusing.

"watch me pee!"

"yeah, alright."

"ok, sit on bed!"

"yeah, alright."

*comes out of bathroom*

"now color, motherfucker!"

Edited to say: I miss Sloane. :\
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hah! My SG profile is the first result on a google search for stavrogin, and the next three results are me, too.

Some friends gave me this nickname from The Possessed and I end up outranking Dostoyevsky.

Edited to say: Now it's not the exact next three results. But, close enough. It keeps changing. Google is a fickle mistress.
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dravenraine:
hehhehhhehe you are to funny! kiss
sloane1:
It's better that way: you're much better looking than old Fyodor.

[Edited on Feb 09, 2004 3:21PM]
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How the fuck is it that I don't own a copy of The Wiz?

Is this what my life has become? Wiz-less?
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pulloffmywings:
i don't own a copy of the wiz either.... damned all this wiz-less-ness, damned it all to hell! *shakes her fist*
villevalo:
never seen the wiz... i must be missing a lot judging by your desire for a copy
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Good lord almighty. The singer for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs sounds almost exactly like Joan Jett. Looks a good deal like her, too. Terribly sexy.
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niobe:
Oh no I don't eat cheese. Please don't make cheese my punishment.

feb-u-ary, FEB-U-ARY.
siara:
Thanks for the hair colour tip!.. unfortunatley for some reason green & blue just do not work on my hair! frown .. it sucks cause i would love to go green. damn it!
skull X
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What's this moderation thing I keep hearing about? How do people get to sleep without passing out?
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sigma:
meditation
sloane1:
If I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be waking up with hangovers four or five days a week. shocked

I thought you were sick boy this week - rumor has it sick boys should avoid the vodka.
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Whee. I got to spend four hours in the ER early friday morning because I suddenly developed a massive case of hives after I ate at McDonalds. I can't think it'd be anything else, since I'm not allergic to anything I know of. meh, no more fast food, ever.
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sloane1:
sloane1:
Does it count as being spanked by wonder woman if it's just a black haired woman in underroos? confused I vote yes.

I give you a happy-happy-happy sun and a birdie and you combine them to make roast chicken: what kind of sick fuck are you? tongue
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Does McDonalds put some sort of salmonella extract on their food, just for fun? guh. It tastes just about the same coming up as going down.
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scattershot:
I used to work there and I can honestly say .... I don't know.
sloane1:
Every city may suck, but there are degrees of suckage. Besides, you can't feel my pain, you're in MD, which is a stone's throw from several major cities and all their convienences. Is MD like DE: one sprawling strip mall after another?

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My brother's girlfriend let my 16~ year old cat out in 20 degree weather, with a windchill of 5 degrees.

She blamed it on her 2 year old child.
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sloane1:
eeek frown Is she ok?
sugarpill:
put the 2 year old out in the cold. blame it on the cat.
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El Nio is Spanish. Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.
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malloreigh:
mm... and did the icecream thing work, then?

i don't know when my set is going up. ^^; they don't tell us.
malloreigh:
i AM corrupt! supa corrupt!

^^; is like... a cute anime sweatdrop face...