Thursday May 06, 2004

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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.
sugarpill:
Ha ha ha...
scattershot:
I used that joke today and people were like ... I don't get it.

Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

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yeah! I'm on a roll. A roll of not paying for a car. Ever. My aunt gave me a 3.1l v6 95 Beretta. Freeeeeeee!

Too bad my life still sucks.

Monday Apr 26, 2004

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Q: Why'd you steal that monkey?

A: It told me to.
scattershot:
if the monkey told you to jump of a bridge would you do that too?

Friday Apr 16, 2004

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I need a smurf.
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rickroyal:
Hmm. Sex with a blue girl. Could work.

That's a great quote.
ada:
Yup. It's one of my favorite books.

Monday Mar 01, 2004

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I seem to look at the porn alot more when I'm sober and the messageboards more when I'm drunk. I wonder what this means.
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dravenraine:
kiss kiss kiss
rickroyal:
It means that you, like most, require your brain not to fully function to use the boards.

Love the profile pic, btw.

Wednesday Feb 25, 2004

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I am an ass. I am a drunken spoiling ass. feh.
evilwillow:
I'm with you - the first thing I want to do after I watch is talk about it with someone. I also sometimes forget that I see it first, and there are people who haven't. don't worry about it....I'm sure not many people saw it, and you fixed it and apologized. it's all good. smile
rickroyal:
Perspective on such a thing is good.

Wednesday Feb 25, 2004

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Winifred Burkle is evil. I am pitifully sad. I am a sad fucking loser.
evilwillow:
can you go and edit your comment in the group so it doesn't tell? (and I cried, I was so mad. damn them all to hell.)

Saturday Feb 21, 2004

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The Gnome-mobile, the Gnome-mobile,
Riding along in the Gnome-mobile.
What a wonderful way to feel,
Riding along in the Gnome-Mobile.

I blame all of my problems on early Disney live action movies.

Fuck you, Cat from Outer Space.
Fuck you, Freaky Friday.
Fuck you, That Darn Cat.
Fuck you, Darby O'Gill. And fuck your little people.
Fuck you, Thomasina.
Fuck you, Hayley Mills.
Fuck you,...
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eternalkrista:
i want you to bring me to life be the animator of the krista cartoon
thefuckingdaddy:
ISS:SA is an album by Gescom, which is an offshoot of the band Autechre, I pretty much had it in rotation for a while just for confusion. But, it's TOO confusing, so I'm retiring it now! Glad you got in on the glory days though! wink

Hey It's EternalKrista above me.

Tuesday Feb 17, 2004

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Getting my teeth pulled is fun, after all. Or maybe it's just the percocet.
scattershot:
probably the percocet... or whatever they give you to put you out. When I had my wisdoms pulled the nurse looked at me and said "okay, now Im injecting you with the good stuff"
scattershot:
aaah kids in the hall... but I believe the line was eat fig neutons and masterbate.
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