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Friday Oct 01, 2004

Oct 1, 2004
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Whenever I've heard someone say "Gay marriage is just unnatural", my normal response is "who gives a fuck?".

But, now I get it.

Now I understand why it's just so unnatural, filthy and revolting.

Approximately 90% of the male population of the U.S. are named either Steve, John, Keith, Robert/Bob or a handful of other common names. Who could favor having two Johns marry? Who would want two Harrys marrying or, God forbid, two Dicks? It might be ok if one of the Dicks went by Richard, but that's still a bit much.

Now I can grok the fundie God in all of his psychotically severe homophobia. If I ever heard "Hi, I'm Jerry Sizzler and this is my Husband, Jerry Sizzler." I'd be a'smitin', too. I'd be smiting all over the place.

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