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stavrogin

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Tuesday Jan 13, 2004

Jan 13, 2004
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I hate phones.

They're like alarm clocks that anyone, anywhere can set off at anytime. The only way telephones could be worse is if the ringtone was a Wesley Willis song.

[ SCENE. BEDROOM. MORNING. ]

Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
Suck a tiger's cock!
[ fumble. ]
Hello?
Suck a tiger's cock!

[ EXEUNT. ]

Edited to say: Am I the only anal grammar nazi that gets irritated that I can't put two spaces between each sentence in posts and comments?
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sugarpill:
down with phones.
Jan 14, 2004
sloane1:
Oh and Suck a tiger's cock!

I'm not confused by this. Nope, nope, nope. confused

[Edited on Jan 14, 2004 3:44PM]
Jan 14, 2004

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