Well I'm glad that's over. 
I get invited t a Christmas Party/House Warming party. So like a fool I say sure, when's it start? Time to shower & drive there and only be, say 30 minutes late.
I swing into the only place I can think of that's open. I blow $80 on a litre of Crown Royal. And 3 half litres of Peppermint Schnapps. I know the people that are going to be there and buy what they prefer.
Me, I don't drink.
So I drive 78 miles. But the directions suck. So I call Angie, who has been to this house before. She & Amy have been there for around an hour. And nobody's home.
They say screw it and let's meet at the Orange Park Mall at the Sears. So we meet there. I give the girls the booze. They're heading to another party.
I get the Thank You hugs. And I just put my hand on Amy's ass. I just did, I realised it and took it away. I don't know. I didn't think about it. I've never done that before. It made me really uncomfortable. No telling what she thinks of me now?
Anyway they were on empty so I gave them a $20 and told them to buy gas. I hope they did? I drive home, get here around midnight.
I sure hope everyone else had a better Christmas. Or Catmas Day. I hope nobody else screwed up as badly as I did.
A year till it comes around again. Woo! Hoo! 
I get invited t a Christmas Party/House Warming party. So like a fool I say sure, when's it start? Time to shower & drive there and only be, say 30 minutes late.
I swing into the only place I can think of that's open. I blow $80 on a litre of Crown Royal. And 3 half litres of Peppermint Schnapps. I know the people that are going to be there and buy what they prefer.
Me, I don't drink.
So I drive 78 miles. But the directions suck. So I call Angie, who has been to this house before. She & Amy have been there for around an hour. And nobody's home.
They say screw it and let's meet at the Orange Park Mall at the Sears. So we meet there. I give the girls the booze. They're heading to another party.
I get the Thank You hugs. And I just put my hand on Amy's ass. I just did, I realised it and took it away. I don't know. I didn't think about it. I've never done that before. It made me really uncomfortable. No telling what she thinks of me now?
Anyway they were on empty so I gave them a $20 and told them to buy gas. I hope they did? I drive home, get here around midnight.
I sure hope everyone else had a better Christmas. Or Catmas Day. I hope nobody else screwed up as badly as I did.
A year till it comes around again.
Woo! Hoo!
I don't think the sweater would fit on the cat!