starsandsmokes

... if you drive one of those fast & the furious wannabe spaceship cars, you are a complete fuckhead, i don't give a fuck who you are, period. one of those assholes almost killed my on the drive home from work tonight. i was driving home, minding my own business, singing along to the stereo, when out of nowhere this shiny, bright green, loud muffler (or lack thereof), douchebag driven piece of shit is coming at me head on at around 70 plus miles an hour. so with the 2 seconds i had to think, i slammed on my brakes and ran off of the side of the road, missing this car by about 2 feet, i was so close i could feel the loud exhaust rumbling in my stomach. i made it home ok, hopefully he didn't...