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Saw Kevin Hart live in Seattle Thursday!!

Jun 18, 2018
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It was awesome!! He had all new material! No repeats from any of his other specials. All fresh and new!

One stood out to me. It had me rolling!!

He talked about how we watched porn, and that his wife told him she watches porn too. And he's like WHAAAAAAAAT?!

WHAT KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH? I wanna know!!

He said, when she told me what kind of porn she watches... It seriously hurt my me *grabbing his chest*

She says you wanna know what kind of porn I watch? You really wanna know?!

Kevin- YES I wanna know!

Wife- Ok go search my search the cookies on my lap top.

Kevin- Well you better go grab me some milk. Because I'm going to eat those cookies up!!

He goes looking through her computer cookies. Hes says, I'm telling you guys, it was EVERYTHING I'm not. I mean it was BIG EVERYTHING, big men, big penises. Tall men with king arms and legs.

I'm telling you, some of the videos were not even porn. It was a bunch of tall men putting dishes away in high covereds, putting things away in high places... I was like AHHHHHH OMG!!!

Kevin- What the fuck?! Why?!

Wife- Well.... I like all that stuff... And you can do any of that...

So he went out and bought one of those extending hand grabbers. 😂😂

If you can imagine all that with Kevin's over exaggerated, personality and energy lol 😂😂

midnight:
lolllll lmao LUCKY GUY I've always wanted to see him live
Jun 22, 2018
starkforlife32:
@midnightmid next time you get a chance, take it!! Hes incredible live!
Jun 23, 2018

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