So we went and saw the Harlem Globe Trotters. They totally ROCKED!!!! 
Or not. Harlem Globe Trotters rate just above monster trucks. Ratings based on:
Lowest: monster trucks. They're loud and stinky and tickets cost too much.
Middle: Arctic Cross. Snowmobiles making sweet jumps. No smell, no noise. $5 admission.
Upper Middle: Baseball. Interesting people watching and cheap.
Top: Roller Derby. Self explanatory, I think. Who doesn't love girls on rollerskates?
Or not. Harlem Globe Trotters rate just above monster trucks. Ratings based on:
Lowest: monster trucks. They're loud and stinky and tickets cost too much.
Middle: Arctic Cross. Snowmobiles making sweet jumps. No smell, no noise. $5 admission.
Upper Middle: Baseball. Interesting people watching and cheap.
Top: Roller Derby. Self explanatory, I think. Who doesn't love girls on rollerskates?
styphilis:
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monster trucks.
monster trucks.