Cooking stirfry with consideration to a guest is annoying. How am I supposed to accurately judge the spiciness of this shit when my taste buds for such things are so fried that I can't begin to tell what is spicy or not anymore. And what's worse, she claims to like spice. Everyone is doomed. House of Tsang, Nong Shim Co. and Imperial Imports Spices are...
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I think Dr. Weird's Lab blew up. Something definitely happened near Jersey anyway.
Oh yeah. Mr. T's "Be somebody, or be somebody's fool." Is the best after school special ever. EVER.
Christ I'm tired, and I have to leave for work in two hours.
Oh yeah. Mr. T's "Be somebody, or be somebody's fool." Is the best after school special ever. EVER.
Christ I'm tired, and I have to leave for work in two hours.
frankmask:
Jersey, you say? The laboratory of Doctor Weird?
Terrifying.
I pity the foo who breaths deeply of the resultant toxic cloud.
Terrifying.
I pity the foo who breaths deeply of the resultant toxic cloud.
dooblecain:
i do, and it makes my shop about 120 degrees in about 5 mins flat
I'm rather upset with Romero.
My zombie movies should not teach me compassion, and no one should live. That's bullshit.
My zombie movies should not teach me compassion, and no one should live. That's bullshit.
dooblecain:
I dont believe you, I refuse to believe anyone survives, it just cant be true.
andromeda:
No! Die die die! They all die. Being my tatoo is a fulltime job. You know you are quite busy running around with me on my thigh. Actually I think I need to get you touched up a bit nice and bright so everyone can see you 
I suffer from a stress related disorder called Spastic Colon, or Irritable Bowel Syndrom.
The short of it is, if I feel too stressed out my body doesn't produce the right bio chemical impulses for my lower intenstines. Result? The worst gas and cramps the world has ever seen for 30 minutes at a time until I've crapped myself retarded.
This is horribly dibilitating. Basically......
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The short of it is, if I feel too stressed out my body doesn't produce the right bio chemical impulses for my lower intenstines. Result? The worst gas and cramps the world has ever seen for 30 minutes at a time until I've crapped myself retarded.
This is horribly dibilitating. Basically......
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Madison City Council approved a plan last night to allow new permits for night clubs and music venues that serve alcohol to have 18-21 year olds. They have to show proof of a check that they're not serving underagers, but this should add some kick to the night life around this hole.
I survived my first waterskiing experience. I am totally going to do that...
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I survived my first waterskiing experience. I am totally going to do that...
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meta:
wait wait wait.. Madison?! Madison is a mecca of fabulous entertainment..
they have a place called Lulu's Couscous! I mean come on!
they have a place called Lulu's Couscous! I mean come on!
andromeda:
You can be my tatoo. Hey I worked as a tech for a few years. did you work retail? Fucking stressful huh? Wow they say waterskiers either make it up the first time or it takes forever. way to go!
You can never go back.
Life's not quite as depressing as Cowboy Bepop, but they get spaceships so who's really better off?
I really don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with assurance and that's almost the same right?
A million little hurts, or one big hurt? Which would you pick? I think one big hurt. Like... being punched in the face would...
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Life's not quite as depressing as Cowboy Bepop, but they get spaceships so who's really better off?
I really don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with assurance and that's almost the same right?
A million little hurts, or one big hurt? Which would you pick? I think one big hurt. Like... being punched in the face would...
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liante:
Eee... I've been busy with work, mostly, and miscellaneous stresses of life. Sometimes it's harder watching your friends go through things than going through them yourself.
As for the choice between one big pain and a million little ones: that depends. It depends on whether I'd know at the time that the one big pain was the only pain I'd have to undergo, or whether the individual little pains were going to continue in a long succession. With the gift of perfect foresight, it's much easier to choose one big pain. From there, your life can only go up.
But we don't know. We only get to look back on things. The future's forever a black box. And so, without knowing, it's impossible really to make that choice. All we can do is pretend.
As for the choice between one big pain and a million little ones: that depends. It depends on whether I'd know at the time that the one big pain was the only pain I'd have to undergo, or whether the individual little pains were going to continue in a long succession. With the gift of perfect foresight, it's much easier to choose one big pain. From there, your life can only go up.
But we don't know. We only get to look back on things. The future's forever a black box. And so, without knowing, it's impossible really to make that choice. All we can do is pretend.
cinemonk:
Jobs not quite in the bag yet. But it's looking good.
It's an internal job move, so either way I'm still working for them. It's just a matter of whether or not I can convince them they should be paying me way more.
It's an internal job move, so either way I'm still working for them. It's just a matter of whether or not I can convince them they should be paying me way more.
Tim, meet Life.
"Hi."
Life, meat Tim.
*lunch*
This has been an accurate portrayal of today. I am a modern art masterpiece.
"Hi."
Life, meat Tim.
*lunch*
This has been an accurate portrayal of today. I am a modern art masterpiece.
renegadefuzz:
so you've become lunch meat, eh? If you wanna bitch, you know you've got an ear over here whether or not you'd be willing to use it...
btw.. sleep deprivation sucks.. I've been sleeping worth shyte recently cause I'm sick.. makes me an unhappy puppy..
btw.. sleep deprivation sucks.. I've been sleeping worth shyte recently cause I'm sick.. makes me an unhappy puppy..
dooblecain:
I just got the strangest image of tim being beaten down with a 14'' kielbasa by a box of life cerial...
Job. I am Job. Tim is no more.
THERE IS NO TIM! ONLY ZOOL!!!!
Fuck. I go into work today right? I'm all happy and shit because I thought I only worked a 2-7:30. oh no
hell no
can't have that
So I close. I just got home now. Not because it took an hour to close everything down like it did because the guy...
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THERE IS NO TIM! ONLY ZOOL!!!!
Fuck. I go into work today right? I'm all happy and shit because I thought I only worked a 2-7:30. oh no
hell no
can't have that
So I close. I just got home now. Not because it took an hour to close everything down like it did because the guy...
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renegadefuzz:
sorry you had a late night babe.. was the tire flat cause it was sliced or just flat cause it was... flat? Did you have to call a tow?
I just got home. Christ, I'm tired.
A question has been posed! "so you're seriously thinking of not coming back?"
For those who don't know the situation. "You're thinking about not coming back to St. Paul?"
In a word. Yes.
Longer than that. I'm thinking about it, but as it stands I'm still moving come the beginning of September unless something drastically changes.
I have, in the name of moving back to...
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For those who don't know the situation. "You're thinking about not coming back to St. Paul?"
In a word. Yes.
Longer than that. I'm thinking about it, but as it stands I'm still moving come the beginning of September unless something drastically changes.
I have, in the name of moving back to...
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Smokey the Bears say "only you can prevent an uncomfortable burning sensation. In the groin."