starfior

I suffer from a stress related disorder called Spastic Colon, or Irritable Bowel Syndrom.

The short of it is, if I feel too stressed out my body doesn't produce the right bio chemical impulses for my lower intenstines. Result? The worst gas and cramps the world has ever seen for 30 minutes at a time until I've crapped myself retarded.

This is horribly dibilitating. Basically... When it hits I can't work, I can't stand, I can't talk right, I sweat bullets, go pale, lose dexterity, suffer muscle fatigue, get light headed, and lose focus of my eyes.

I'm sure you can all imagine how much fun this is.