Mom: What's with the sea salts in the bathroom?
Me: Oh those? I got my nipples pierced. *unbuttons shirt* See?
Mom: Oh shit. Why would you do that?
Me: *shrug* Felt like it.
Mom: When did you get that done?
Me: A couple weeks ago. I wanted to make sure they were going to heal before telling you about them otherwise why bother when they'd just get pulled anyway?
Mom: So how much did that cost?
Me: None of your damn business. It's my money.
Mom: I could always check online, you know.
Me: It was 90 for the pair. Pretty standard.
Mom: *grumble* I'm going to bed.
Will the hillarity ever stop around here? STAY TUNED! HA!
Me: Oh those? I got my nipples pierced. *unbuttons shirt* See?
Mom: Oh shit. Why would you do that?
Me: *shrug* Felt like it.
Mom: When did you get that done?
Me: A couple weeks ago. I wanted to make sure they were going to heal before telling you about them otherwise why bother when they'd just get pulled anyway?
Mom: So how much did that cost?
Me: None of your damn business. It's my money.
Mom: I could always check online, you know.
Me: It was 90 for the pair. Pretty standard.
Mom: *grumble* I'm going to bed.
Will the hillarity ever stop around here? STAY TUNED! HA!