Wolverine ain't got shit on my healing ability.

I mean it. It was all of two weeks and my tattoo was competely healed and didnt' even require a touchup because it healed well the first time.

I got my nipples pierced about 24 hours ago. They do not hurt. They do not bleed. They are not crusty. The right one has a small bruise.

Where's my yellow spandex and big fuckoff claws? I am Weapon X.