Imabussamuthafuckincapupinheah!!!! Damn mutha fucka!!!
Ok... So nine hour shift is acually like 10.5 hour shift followed by eating a Denny's Dagwood (I made those fuckers make me one with sourdough instead of boule but the dagwood lives on) Ate that sunnovabitch in less than 5 minutes. Scared the piss outta my waitress.
Tired, not hungry. won't be hungry for days. Going drinkin on tomorrow if my sis is having her adult swim party thing that she does. That'd be sweet. tequila plus Tim == smiles for a goddam change. I think tomorrow I'm going to not give a fuck while at work. I'm going ot smile because I don't care, I'm going to ignore people, hide, and be the shittiest server I can be while still smiling and talking with guests. It's my theory that this will in no way effect my tips. Honestly... I think people tip better based on whether or not you've been at the place long. "Oh... you've been here two years... Take my wallet!"
My mom was pretty cool though. She sewed and cross stitched a Hfentafel board for me. If you don't know that game you dn't know what you're missing. It just fucking rocks. Period.
You know what else rocks? Rocks. Rocks rock the sox of a fox in a box makin' it with Goldilocks. There's a place in Madison called Relics. www.relicsrocks.com You will all check this place out and you will all buy things!! I have commanded it!!
Go now and rocks the rock of rocking waiter rocks with wallet money vikings RAH!!!
Ok... So nine hour shift is acually like 10.5 hour shift followed by eating a Denny's Dagwood (I made those fuckers make me one with sourdough instead of boule but the dagwood lives on) Ate that sunnovabitch in less than 5 minutes. Scared the piss outta my waitress.
Tired, not hungry. won't be hungry for days. Going drinkin on tomorrow if my sis is having her adult swim party thing that she does. That'd be sweet. tequila plus Tim == smiles for a goddam change. I think tomorrow I'm going to not give a fuck while at work. I'm going ot smile because I don't care, I'm going to ignore people, hide, and be the shittiest server I can be while still smiling and talking with guests. It's my theory that this will in no way effect my tips. Honestly... I think people tip better based on whether or not you've been at the place long. "Oh... you've been here two years... Take my wallet!"
My mom was pretty cool though. She sewed and cross stitched a Hfentafel board for me. If you don't know that game you dn't know what you're missing. It just fucking rocks. Period.
You know what else rocks? Rocks. Rocks rock the sox of a fox in a box makin' it with Goldilocks. There's a place in Madison called Relics. www.relicsrocks.com You will all check this place out and you will all buy things!! I have commanded it!!
Go now and rocks the rock of rocking waiter rocks with wallet money vikings RAH!!!
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Aw, be nice to customers.
later..