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theloneranger:
Nice toy.

I had one like that, I wasnt the best with playing with it though. My brother was awesome with it, fastest Ive seen anyone use one. Although Id recommend not flipping it while walking up the stairs, as my brother learned, he stabbed his leg about an inch deep with his cause his flipped it backwards...
judyisapunk:
I used to have toys like that. That was a different time in my life but sometimes I miss them. Oh and you should do an SB set, your better looking than a lot of the guys who do it already. kiss plus inhibition is for lame-os
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meta:
here comes my witty insight:

maybe you should combine it with my HEAD.
get it?
kablooey!

I leave you alone now.
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Ok... So I had a cool idea to do an SB set. (Suddenly being both tattooed and pierced is having some wierd effects on my mental state I think)

Problems with it: Cost of props. Photographer. It would not be nude. My junks are not comfortable being on camera.

Positives: Weapon X. Aluminum Wolverine claws. Me in black boxer briefs.

I don't know if I'll...
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meta:
puh-leeeeze. you are like.. third or fourth on the list.

it goes Frosted Cheerios, jingoism, Neutral Milk Hotel, Swingline staplers.. and then Tim. trust me, I've looked it up. and done the math. repeatedly.
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Wolverine ain't got shit on my healing ability.

I mean it. It was all of two weeks and my tattoo was competely healed and didnt' even require a touchup because it healed well the first time.

I got my nipples pierced about 24 hours ago. They do not hurt. They do not bleed. They are not crusty. The right one has a small bruise.

Where's...
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renegadefuzz:
hey cutie.... just wondering what you're up to today... I almost don't want to go out tonight, but it will be fun... right? right? oh well...
paroxysmiclove:
-pokes my own nipples- ...You're stronger than I'll ever be. There'll never be a chunk of metal forced through my nipples.

...buuuuut, if it inspires me.. o_o
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brewen:
looks great....i suppose, dont think it is for me though haha. Yea about the branding. It was origanally cut into my arm, but the scaring was fading to rapidly...so threw a knife in the oven at 450 degrees for about ten minutes then started drawing. I have gone over it twice so far and may need to once more just to make it right.
kahlua:
does your friend work at cat tales? i wanna go there, and see all the big tigers! reeeeeeeow! o oo nice nice nipple rings, there are few things in this wolrd i appreciate much more than nipple rings. and you have nice nipples to boot. go you!
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I have gone out. When I return I will have a haircut and something will likely be pierced. I told my gf I'd wait to get my second tattoo until she was around, though I can't quite recall why I agreed to this, I know I did so I will honor it. I figure this doesn't preclude me from going under a different kind of...
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christov:
yikes. what are you getting pierced? ive always been scared as hell id get a piercing ripped out in some beer hall confrontation... hence i never got one.

as for the mandalorian:
updates follow later in the thread...
http://www.mg501.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=820
dusana:
Thanks for the comment...brandings not for everyone that's for sure. Have you decided what to get pierced?
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Day two:

I'm about dead from sugar intake. I couldn't eat like all day because there just wasn't time right? So I got off work and hit the only open food source on the way home that's not a Denny's.

PDQ. Where I purchased a SOBE and a pack of spree. Those were gone before my 15 minute car ride was over.
ZZOOMMMM!!!!

Anyway... My...
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theloneranger:
ouch....

Try not eating cause youre too poor and stupid to go get a fricken job...yay!

Good luck with the sugar lows, the can be worse than heroin!
hearts2handguns:
for your pleasure:

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later."
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Imabussamuthafuckincapupinheah!!!! Damn mutha fucka!!!

Ok... So nine hour shift is acually like 10.5 hour shift followed by eating a Denny's Dagwood (I made those fuckers make me one with sourdough instead of boule but the dagwood lives on) Ate that sunnovabitch in less than 5 minutes. Scared the piss outta my waitress.

Tired, not hungry. won't be hungry for days. Going drinkin on tomorrow if...
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liante:
Woah, when did you change the profile pic? I like this one. Shades of the dear departed Doktor Thompson.

Aw, be nice to customers. frown I always overtip because I figure the waiter's probably as broke as I am, and my job (being an AV nerd at school... you know, running projectors up and down stairs, taping down wires, all that good stuff) doesn't require me to deal with screaming little kids who throw food around. But you're right, it doesn't have much to do with the service except in rare and extreme instances.
renegadefuzz:
don't drink too much at your sis's... leave me an im about what time you'll actually be around your house tonight.. unless you're not planning on it....

later.. kiss
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I'm going to do two days of 9 hour shifts working as a waiter at a Cracker Barrel. Do you want to see my decent into madness. Well then stay the fuck tuned, cuz you know I'll be posting here. Same bat time, same batshit fucking loco channel.
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renegadefuzz:
hey boy.. you missed out on a rad evening... riiiight....

'//007 for people who don't let old rivalries die. Makes me sad. Anyway... at least some of us got together for Denny's. I was hot tonight.. you so missed it.

night. kiss
papawheelie:
i love it im madison. well when the wind off the lake isn't cutting me in half anyway...
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deux:
You're no slouch yourself! biggrin

It's the most entertaining thread I've seen around here in a while. I'm having a blast with you guys. Thanks for posting it!

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deux:
Ha ha ha!! biggrin

No kidding. That last one stumped me big time. tongue